On my way to work this morning, cycling through residential streets, I had the fun of nearly being taken off twice by the same household: first by lady driving a green Toyota who tried to pull out of a junction whilst I was turning right into it; second by her partner in a white X-Trail who revved and revved until he could squeeze past to overtake (I may have been slightly vocal towards him at this stage, as it's not the first time he's done it).
So, as I know where they live (I cycle past the cars parked on their driveway every day), what are my options?
1) Knock on the door this evening and gently ask them to be a little more awake before they get in their cars of a morning
2) Post them a note stating the obvious that I know their address and registration, and would have no hesitation in reporting them to the police next time
3) Gently coerce the air out of their tyres by making the valve cores wander off, with / without the note explaining why
4) Buy cheap pair of Bombers off ebay...