We are scrapping one of our cars in the next couple of days. The one that is going had a full tank of diesel in it, so I decided to syphon the fuel out of it. Just as I was at the critical hose moving point the wife came up behind me and poked me in the ribs. Diesel doesn’t taste nice.
Can I kill her?
Also, whats the best way to get rid of the taste of diesel? 😯
I think you’re wife has you insured and is planning a trip…
Milk is useful but if you have the following:
Symptoms
* Eyes, ears, nose, and throat
o Loss of vision
o Severe pain in the throat
o Severe pain or burning in the nose, eyes, ears, lips, or tongue
* Gastrointestinal
o Blood in the stool
o Burns of the food pipe (esophagus)
o Severe abdominal pain
o Vomiting
o Vomiting blood
* Heart and blood vessels
o Collapse
o Low blood pressure that develops rapidly
* Lungs and airways
o Breathing difficulty
o Throat swelling (may also cause breathing difficulty)
* Skin
o Burn
o Irritation
If you don’t have any of the above-phew!
Also tell your wife you have the symptoms anyway and collapse -play dead-see of she panics=revenge!
Come up behind her quietly and do the same to her when she’s shaving her lady garden, see how she likes it. I bet she wont see the funny side, the b*tch!! Sorry, just repeating your words!!