without thinking about the consequences
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nobody ever thinks of the consequences
😉emsz - Member
I just hear the conversation in my headHer: what did you get up to sat night
Me: oh nothing much, I, er, wasn't feeling myself. ( whille I turn a nice shade of red)
When I get a stirring between my legs I always think of the consequences.
Cheers for the pics on the stw thread, now I can keep it real 😉
I didnt think there were actual consequence[u]s[/u] just yet. Presently it is just a consequence and his fiance??
imagine me, nothing but a short skirt and a sleeveless top, clear oily stains showing that i've recently vaselined my nips. that should do the trick
you're welcome x
EDIT - imaginary fiance! nobody on this website has real life partners.
see what you can sniff out
I snorted, but then I am a bad man!
Just remember dental nurses are pretty hot on the oral scene
Been seeing this woman for a few dates, it's going really well, she's lovely bit older than me, good job nice car, lush. We've been meeting in this out of town pub, she doesn't want to run into work friends, fair enough, I've got no problem, turn up a bit early last night, see her car in the car park, its dark, she can't see me coming over, do the whole surprise thing, pulling the car door open, big shock, laughs, all fine.
Then I see it on her finger. Is that a wedding ring?
I got the bus home. I'm such a loser
Why are you the loser? Not your fault that someone has been less than honest.
She's the loser, you've not done anything wrong in this situation.
Maybe time for some more ex sex?!
John Betjemen was asked at the age of 77 just weeks before he died if he had any regrets. He wished he'd had more sex. See hels earlier comment.
Who would've thought it... women can be conniving bitches too.
I'm not married emsz.
[i]Is that a wedding ring? [/i]
Was it? Did you ask?
Then I see it on her finger. Is that a wedding ring?
wonder if the husband would have minded 8)
i think emsz would've minded, she's not into willies
IHN yeah I did, and yeah it was. Got a whole sob story about unhappy marriage.
Splendid thread, most of what you're agonising over is people doing what people do.
Chalk it up to experience, get your dancing shoes on and dance...
That sucks.
IHN yeah I did, and yeah it was. Got a whole sob story about unhappy marriage.
Obviously you referred her to Relate, in true STW fashion?
Was she an STW'er?
"have you considdered a gay phase?" crops up on the "I hate my relationship" threads fairly frequently.
Bloody tourists eh Emsz 😉
Seriously - that's rubbish 🙁 Get out there and....
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Obviously you referred her to Relate, in true STW fashion?
I thought that standard protocol was to advise a long mucky ride?
The other thing that occurs to me is the slightly odd situation of middle aged men giving relationship advice to emsz..
It's like me ringing up Bradley Wiggins and asking for advice on knitted cushion covers; I'm sure he'd do his best and I would accept the advice he offered, but still...
The other thing that occurs to me is the slightly odd situation of middle aged men giving relationship advice to emsz..
Why is it odd? A relationship is a relationship irrespective of the genders involved. Hiding the fact that you are married (i.e. telling a whopping great lie) is no way to treat anyone.
Emsz, you've done nothing wrong (quite the opposite in my view) and whilst you no doubt feel rubbish, you're by no means a loser.
Could be worse crikey. She could be asking for fashion advice.
I dread to think how that could end up
I'm not saying it's wrong; it's a nice thing to see and I'm sure we can offer some advice, it's just a bit out of the ordinary 🙂
Yes.. there's no question of emsz being a loser here. None at all.
[i]Could be worse crikey. She could be asking for fashion advice.[/i]
Well, my quiff won't stay where I want it to this morning, so any advice?
Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice? Not control freak, not dull, not Married!!!! Shameful, I feel a bit icky
Ahem 😉
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Quiff?
Easy peasy. Bit of hair spray, gentle hair straightener use.
I had a most magnificent flat top in my younger rockabilly/punkabilly days and had to weatherproof it against Northern drizzle...
HTH!
Bit like this, but without the silly sides..
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That's even worse than asking for fashion advice Emsz. Its not so much a case of how many forum members have hair, its how many of us can even [i]remember[/i] having hair 😆
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I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice? Not control freak, not dull, not Married!!!! Shameful, I feel a bit icky
You should try being in your thirties, shy, funny looking but with great abs.
Yup binners, that's like then and now for me... 🙁
I can remember having hair that wasn't grey. It's looking like I'm going to lose my contract binbins. Unless George greys up a but more. 😀
[i]funny looking but with great abs.[/i]
Like a clown in a gym? 😀
1 rep maxing this morning...
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Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice?
It's not as easy as the movies make out. Pretty difficult in fact, for most people. Generally speaking, the better a person is for you, the harder they are to find. Or rather, the less likely you are to find them - you can still randomly bump into them though.
A man as ruggedly handsome as yourself will never want for a contract Bravissimo. Have you considered approaching....
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rather than keeping all your eggs in one basket with George 😉
i have more and more grey hairs sneaking through. looking forward to being like 40DD but i dont have time to practice the whole kneeling down with your knees in your shoes to look like a short person thing.
Speak for yourself i have shoulder length hair - it is starting to get the odd bit of grey now but at 42 I will live with that
Wafts Hair in shampoo advert style
Emsz not your fault and on balance you found out quite quickly what was going on which is probably the best outcome- still crap though
Fashion advice from here ..shudders
Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice? Not control freak, not dull, not Married!!!! Shameful, I feel a bit icky
maybe your'e fishing in the wrong pond 😉
Fashion advice? she'd do well here, we'd have her in her sisters skinny jeans and an old cardi whilst wearing brogues in no time.. but iguess she dresses ;ike that anyhoo's.
Relationship building no matter what the gender is hard enough even when you don't fancy someone.
Experiance, t'is all it is.
BOL
Emsz, what happened with the dental nurse?
She got brushed aside.
Im trying to work out what contract DD might have with George Clooney. Midget pornolike double?
