“McDonalds to open a Vegetarian chain of restaurants”

Gobsmacked if I’m honest. I know commercialism and all but will there be a market for it? Are there enough Veggies in the world to make it work and surely McDonalds aren’t the right people to bring it to the masses?

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What a strange day for them to make such a bold announcement

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Why not, they sell food to the masses already. Didn’t think there was much meat in the stuff anyway.

Rolling out low cost low overhead mush to the masses with a serious backing, marketing and promotional set-up should be easy.

Link?

Oh…

*cough* you looked at the date today? *cough*

Oh, Hora….

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Um yes obvious april fool, but link please?

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It closes at 12pm??? 🙂

Probably caters for the gullible. 😳

I look forward to a Fillet of Fig 8)

Other news today, according to the Guardian, if Scotland vote yes, they’ll start driving on the right.

And the new Scottish ‘pound’ will feature the head of Alex Salmond instead of Queenie…

Beautifully done Hora, just beautiful 😉

i newspaper has new 30p coin to be minted

and Alpkit…

BMW ad in the paper as good as ever!

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/car-news/86388/best-april-fools-day-jokes-car-companies

In there along with a few more.

Alpkit wins for me

(Otherwise same old “funny” crap. Roll on Noon 🙄 )

and Alpkit…

…had me scratching my head a bit until the juxtaposition of Alpkit and £2m struck home.

What next, Howie’s selling out to Timberland?

Ah jeez, just realised it’ll be 4/5/14 soon. So numpties will be saying “Happy Star Wars Day”

Hilariarse

Daren’t even look at the Register today. Usually so many it’s tricky finding which stories are genuine.

Off to harvest the spaghetti tree…

That M3 pick up is lush!!!

Ah jeez, just realised it’ll be 4/5/14 soon. So numpties will be saying “Happy Star Wars Day”

I (honestly) look forward to talk like a Pirate day.

Help is at hand for toys19

“Bien joue”, hora!

derekthanks, I believe everything on that website.

http://www.firebox.com/product/6521/Katie-Hopkins-Talking-Head

Re-assuringly offensive
Programmed with over 5000 cringe-worthy quotes
Get a fame-hungry simpleton’s view on the world
Perfect for starting long and pointless arguments
Whatever you say, she’ll be against it!

Well, my daughter went hook line and sinker for it being a snow day today – most disappointed when she opened the curtains 😆

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/republic-set-for-dramatic-late-call-up-to-world-cup-finals-1.1744761

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/transport/spanish-made-trams-ticket-machines-only-take-euros-1-3360017

I’d laugh but I’ve also heard stories about Spanish and building power stations…apparently they don’t have much experience of that ….

The NSA are offering a free cloud data service

http://road.cc/content/news/115466-uci-announces-change-direction-southern-hemisphere-track-racing

cyclesurgery have a facebook promotion on

Gisburn Forest has just launched its uplift service for the Hope Line climb. Free until 12, so get your skates on!

Netflix have a new Netflcks Originals program called ‘Rotiserie Chicken’, which is 1 hour 15 minutes of watching a rotisserie chicken cooking….backwards.

Still trying to work out the link between ‘roast chicken’ and ‘April fools’

Been reading the reviews- most are funny, going along with the gag type stuff (‘I was paralsyed and blind for twenty years before this but now I can see’ etc) but my favourite one is this little gem:

netflix wtf is this sh,t?you guys aint got anything else better to do ?get some real movies here not this crap..garbage!!

Haha

I completely got my work colleagues!
There’s a very unpopular bloke in the office, I sent round a fake calendar entry from a director to him for “Management handover”.
One of them phoned me: “This can’t happen!”
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easy upgrade to 27.5 wheels