The more humourous the better.
I'll start with
'she's got a face like Ronsealed spaniel'
The more humourous the better.
I'll start with
'she's got a face like Ronsealed spaniel'
"sweating like Vegas Elvis in a squash court" (robbed from The Thick Of It)
"fatter than a tub of lard"
"dancing like a spastic bambi on an ice rink"
'She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp'
or
'She has a face like a bulldog licking P1$$ of a nettle'
These are similes mate.
face like a melted wellie
looks like their face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a spade
(i should point out we aimed these at blokes, well one bloke really. poor bastard. anyway the point is im nasty but not sexist)
similies or not
tighter than a camels arse in a sandstorm
These are similes mate
thats a rubbish one
Last time I saw an arse like that it had a tranqiliser dart stuck in it.
"As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit"
4 posts before we have an English teacher pointing out the errors of our ways.
The usual STW then
Like he said there are similes and metaphors. An example of an analogy would be the topic posted below entitled 'how to steal bikes'
It was like a tin of vim with a sheeps heart on top.
Its like a Hippos Yawn...
LOL very good.
...battered old thing hanging there like a turkeys neck
tits like 2 naan breads
on the sweating front-sweating like a nun in a cucumber shop
Sweating like a glass blowers arse.
Sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.
"It's like a button mushroom in a clown wig" God bless Joy from My name is earl
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