Take a fresh crusty loaf and cut yerself two thick slices.
Spread one side liberally with fresh butter.
Place two or three generous slices of ham on top, then smear a good portion of mustard over that (Dijon or English).
Cover this with the second slice of bread.
Cut in two halfs, then sit down in a comfy chair to watch/listen/read whatever gladdens your soul further.
Dammit. I'm having another, and there's nothing you can do will stop me!

