Evening all. I’m at a fancy dress party tomorrow night, I have no costume and need to make or source one. So, any ideas what I can do? I have access to my wardrobe and have about 30 mins in the shops tomorrow lunch. I don’t really want to spend much money.

Thanks in advance!

don’t go. then later, you can say you’d gone as The Invisible Man

face it, leaving it this late it’s quite clear your heart isn’t in it 😉

buff turned into a bandanna type thing, eye patch (bit of elastic and black cardboard or something, or buy one) and get a plastic sword. wear a baggy black or white t shirt and jeans. pirate (duh). parrot is optional.

I heard a story about someone who hated fancy dress parties, they told their partner they would only go as Madelinne McCann. Either way it meant they didn’t show up at the party 😯

Have you got a beard? My mate went as Emperor Zod quite recently.

I have been the clown from Saw, the hitcher from Mighty Boosh…both pretty easy.

Go with a mouth full of custard and say your a boil.

Shirt Ninja – http://how2dostuff.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-to-make-ninja-mask-out-of-t-shirt.html

Went down a treat last years halloween 😀

shoe on your head, bit of blue food colouring/body paint blue clotes and go as the bubblegum on a shoe…..

Second hand shop. Buy a big old ladies dress. Go as me.

Depends on your physique, but arrive just in boxers / pants / trousers

On being questioned, say you are a premature ejacualtion, “I’ve just come in my shorts / trousers’

Fairy is a good one, white vest or borrowed cami, cheapwhite tutu from trick shop or dance shop, white tights and home made wand

go as a mountain biker.

as charliemungus but you could include pyjamas

as charliemungus but you could include pyjamas and be a wet dream