Gives a new meaning to fan-dabi-dozi
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Krankies- playing with fire
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Posted 5 months ago #
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Oh, disappointing, i thought they were covering the Stones song
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I was never sure about Ian Krankie. Was he straight, gay or a Charlie Chester?
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Blimey, The Telegraph has really started to go down hill.
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I was never sure about Ian Krankie. Was he straight, gay or a Charlie Chester?
Whatever he is, he's rite hard if he can take down Paul Daniels.
on one occasion Ian flattened magician Paul Daniels with a single punch in a bar.
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Without following the "link" - is this a story about the odd "comedy" duo from yesteryear, the Krankies.. sexlife?
Now, why oh why would I read that?Posted 5 months ago # -
That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever read
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Ian said: "I was a bit punchy I suppose, when I was in my thirties. Yes (I punched Paul Daniels), but that's not really a bad thing is it?
"I think he must have said something to contradict something I was saying. I'd likely had a drink and was talking rubbish and I just went bang – he went off the chair and the whole bar all applauded and said 'it's time somebody did that'.
Like Binners I am deciding which one I would rather do first in a swingers club
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Now, why oh why would I read that?
You know you want to, Dezinald...
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Oh god
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He was right about Paul Daniels though.
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Have they got a Christmas dvd coming out?
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unLike Binners I am
deciding which one I would rather do first in a swingers clubjust trying to keep the whole unpleasant thing out of my head
Fixed it for mealthough i wonder if tommy sheridan was involved in any of this?
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S'not right, is it, Dezzie?
I never liked those two. Always felt there was something dodgy about them, same as I did with Jonathan King and Gary Glitter...
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posting a photo of a lady (is that a lady?) in a bra in order to mock said lady (is it really a lady?!) well young elfin, i am disappointed! thought you wanted this place more welcoming to teh laydeez?
*struggles to hold back from reporting the post out of principle*
*decides not to report the post*
*Still wonders if its a lady in the photo*
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A/ I didn't know The Telegraph had a celebrity section
B/ How the hell did they get in to the celebrity sectionAfter Crell with the eye bleach please
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Fill; you're too young to remember the Krankies, probbly. Gentlemen of Sir Dezinald's vintage aren't though, and that pic serves to show just how disturbing the whole thing is. Dez understands; it's not objectification or sexist or owt, it's just wrong.
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From now on I'll always avoid car keys with a Dennis The Menace key ring.
Posted 5 months ago # -
BigButSlimmerBloke
although i wonder if tommy sheridan was involved in any of this?
Thats really not helping
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Have they got a Christmas dvd coming out?
They're in panto apparently, a quick Amazon search reveals that the old VHS tapes are somewhat collectable if the price is anything to go by
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Hmmmm. That Amazon reference includes the phrase "Janette-Krankie/dp"
I think even Frankie Boyle would find it difficult to get aroused by that one.
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Speaking of DP, I also heard that Bob Carolgees dog got his nickname after they both enjoyed an unsavoury roast at Chez Krankie.
Wouldn't be at all surprised if that bloody Edmonds had been in there an' all!Posted 5 months ago # -
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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I think even Frankie Boyle would find it difficult to get aroused by that one.
What? Surely I'm not alone in getting the horn in response to the appearance of a gravely voiced sccotish female midget dresses as a school boy?
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Surely I'm not alone in getting the horn in response to the appearance of a gravely voiced sccotish female midget dresses as a school boy?
That's wrong on so many levels. I mean, Scottish FFS?
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That's wrong on so many levels
dressed and Scottish, even.
Sick mind.
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From now on I'll always avoid car keys with a Dennis The Menace key ring.
*makes note to change keyring*
Anyone know where I can buy a Dennis The Menace keyring before Papa's next "do"?
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A mate of mine once slept with Little Jimmie Krankie... Schoolboy error.
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CharlieMungus - Member
Oh, disappointing, i thought they were covering the Stones song
Now that's a xmas number 1 I would gladly pay for
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Elfinsafety - Member
I never liked those two. Always felt there was something dodgy about them, same as I did with Jonathan King and Gary Glitter...
Got an eye for the wronguns eh
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Vile.
...and not the only dress-your-partner-up-as-a-little-boy-and-shag him/ner double act of yesteryear*.
*allegedly.
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...and not the only dress-your-partner-up-as-a-little-boy-and-shag him/ner double act of yesteryear*.
He didn't?Posted 5 months ago # -
Did he?
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