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  • Jesus wept: Roadie and colour co-ordination
  • hora
    Free Member

    Anyone who knows me can testify that I have zero colour co-ordination.

    Since buying a road bike I’ve realised something….

    So my bike is a sort of baby blue

    Then this weekend at the Tour stall I tried to buy a Yorkshire tour shirt in yellow. They only had blue so I thought **** I need something…they only had this

    Cheap on Merlin, I wanted black. They only had these

    Jesus wept. I’m going to look stoopid.

    weeksy
    Full Member

    going to ?

    Nobby
    Full Member

    Personalised jersey eh? 😉

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Keep the bib shorts as etxeondos tag line is, aptly enough, ‘special cycling’

    rocketman
    Free Member

    I’m going to look stoopid.

    Not as stupid as the bloke I followed in traffic the other evening. White bib shorts with a kind of black g-string modesty insert

    Just looked like a massive milky white arse

    kudos
    Free Member

    I think it’ll look awesome… Sort of in the same way that a big smurf on a bike might look awesome. Hope you have a white helmet…

    binners
    Full Member

    O!!!M!!!!G!!!!! Hora in Lycra?!!!!!

    BLUE LYCRA?!!!!!

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    My Mrs has a liking for that colour Hora.
    🙂

    Grips, cages, lid and jacket so far..it’s a slippy slope mate.
    Bontrager for the bike bits, Giro for the lid.

    And we’ll say no more about it.

    How’s the bike?

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    Very German!

    hora
    Free Member

    The Etxeondo Dicolor’s bib shorts look a bargain at 45. I guess the price makes up for the ‘colour’.

    My first proper shorts (apart from the Endura Singletrack inserts shorts I’m currently riding on my road bike).

    Grips, cages, lid and jacket so far..it’s a slippy slope mate.

    Erm, (theres no easy way to say this…)

    I’ve also got this fitted

    Although I do have black tape, black bars all kit black.

    Jesus wept.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Should have got:

    mrblobby
    Free Member

    Photos or it didn’t happen.

    brakes
    Free Member

    pics or it didn’t happen.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Images or it don’t happens

    hora
    Free Member

    Good call Jamie, I can just put this br’an one on the mountain bike

    Proof:

    bruceonabike
    Free Member

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    I disagree – the brown could set the look off nicely.

    tomd
    Free Member

    The only circumstance, the ONLY, where light blue lycra shorts would be acceptable is if you are contractually obliged to wear them by your proteam sponsor.

    binners
    Full Member

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Don’t forget the fists of power..

    andylaightscat
    Free Member

    look better with silver post/stem, white bars/tape

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Why not pair with a nice smart-casual outfit for post-ride activities?

    D0NK
    Full Member

    light blue lycra shorts would be acceptable is if you are contractually obliged to wear them by your proteam sponsor.

    or they were ridiculously cheap, £45 isn’t cheap enough IMO.

    slippery slope indeed, brown saddle was a bad move – now even I’m thinking you need to get brown tape. Of course a better idea would be sticking a black saddle back on and ignoring all colour co-ordination in future and just ride the ruddy thing.

    ninfan
    Free Member

    Could be worse Hora – you could be Scottish

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    Black Bar tape and a brown saddle?
    😐

    ads678
    Full Member

    You need a blue helmet.

    grahamg
    Free Member

    Sorry, but you need to go further – helmet needs to be white with matching white shoes with the blue outfit I reckon. I think anything but black shorts are wrong, even from a colour matching perspective, black leaves black helmet/shoe/sock option even with light colours.

    tomd
    Free Member

    proteam sponsor.
    or they were ridiculously cheap, £45 isn’t cheap enough IMO.

    I thought about what might be cheap enough, and then I thought that if these shorts ever seemed cheap enough you probably have other more pressing concerns than riding a bike.

    superdan
    Full Member

    It’s a road bike. A couple of hours grinding around dull B-roads is likely to give you a blue helmet isn’t it?

    hora
    Free Member

    The bibs can go back. Priest-black it is.

    daftvader
    Free Member

    Let’s hope the brown doesn’t come out of the saddle!!

    beefheart
    Free Member

    Hora earlier.

    toby1
    Full Member

    Sweet Lord Beefy, did you have that image on hand just for such a thread? 😯

    I think I saw a few guys aiming for that crown yesterday ahead of Le tour in Cambridge village, if you are a little rounder in the middle, do you need to demonstrate it with Lycra?

    Hora, stick with the blue, start on the Halgfos (or whatever their name is) monochrome range 🙂

    eltonerino
    Full Member

    They are all different blues 🙁

    binners
    Full Member

    I think I saw a few guys aiming for that crown yesterday ahead of Le tour in Cambridge village

    Sheffield on Sunday had some of the most shocking examples of the ‘burst black pudding’ look I’ve ever seen. More oddly mis-shaped man vegetables squashed into too-tight lycra than you could shake a cattle prod at!

    Clearly a lot of roadies don’t possess either mirrors, or a partner who doesn’t have the honesty to point at them and dissolve into mocking hysterics 😯

    ninfan
    Free Member

    GrahamS – Member

    great minds think alike – at the same time too… Isn’t it funny that the blues have been pushed really heavily in one photo and not the other?

    hora
    Free Member

    Howies black bib shorts ok?

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    Howies black bib shorts ok?

    Yes.

    singletrackmind
    Full Member

    This would look good when paired with some black shorts
    White lid as well , white Oakleys with green iridium lenses
    Avoid the stealth Black /Black /Sky look, too invisible in the summer sun when trees shade the road and drivers do not remove their sunnies

    curiousyellow
    Free Member

    How do those Exteondo bibs compare to mid range Sportful or higher end DHB stuff?

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