I've won!!!

Just received this by email. So long suckers, I’m off to buy a villa in the sun (I do like the ‘contact’ address though)…

——Original Message——
From: BMW Automobile Promo
To: a@a.com
ReplyTo: bmw2011claimsoff@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Email Selected Batch Number: AH345TY.
Sent: Sep 21, 2011 11:14 AM

BMW Automobiles
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been  selected for a cash prize of 750,000.00 (Seven Hundred and
Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand new BMW X6 Series Car from the BMW International
program held on 20th of September, 2011 in London UK.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection
system from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.The
BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association
of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary
claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT UK
7 DOCK WAY, SEFTON BUSINESS PARK
LONDON, T40 4RT
United Kingdom
BAR. ALAN ROBERT
BY EMAIL:  bmw2011claimsoff@hotmail.co.uk
TEL: +44 70457 11331

Contact him by please providing him with your Reference Number BMW:70012567/11 and Batch Number:
AH345TY. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

1. Name in full.

2. Address.

3. Nationality.

4. Age.

5. Occupation.

6. Phone/Fax.

7. Present Country.

We ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims have been processed and your funds remitted
to you. This is a part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted participants or
imposters, taking advantage of the situation, If found that your winnings is been exposed to third
party you shall be disqualified from the draw.

Failure to claim your prizes would result to forfeiting and will be used for next 10,000,000 pounds
sterling international lottery program.Furthermore, should there be any change in your contact address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Once again congratulations.

Thanks,

MRS. ANGELA WEBB

BMW® 2011. © 1993-2011 BMW Automobile. All
rights reserved.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on O2

You lucky ****

😡

i’d not bother collecting the X6 to be honest. hideous mobile – like someone put a skip on a rollerskate.

Be sure to ask on here for some top advice on how to invest your new fortune 😀

“Double Claim” Processed…………if only you’d read the penultimate paragraph ;O)

So I guess this answers that other thread… “how do people afford a BMW?”

Give him a ring 🙂

If found that your winnings is been exposed to third
party you shall be disqualified from the draw.

Ask him what colour carpets you can choose from in the Beemer and whether or not it has a full spare wheel

ReplyTo: bmw2011claimsoff@hotmail.co.uk TEL: +44 70457 11331

they’ve given so much away they can’t even afford a landline or a proper email address…

Can you string this along like the telephone virus thing, it seems like so much fun.

Anything to stop us all ringing them?

Well done. You might want to be careful though, some of these are scams…

😆

That’s just so cynical coffeeking. Unreal, can’t you just be pleased for someone who has won a huge pile of cash in a lottery they didn’t enter?

Well, from the official BMW website corporate info…

They call themselves BMW Group, with the main legal entity being BMW(UK)Ltd.

No mention on BMW Automobile, or of facilities in, where was it??? Lincolnshire, or London, or both??? 😥

Ooh, look what happens when you put the postcode in Google Maps – http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&tab=wl

I think it might stand for Bullshit Mail Winner.

Corrected Google link.

http://g.co/maps/8xkcc

Now, see, in an ideal world, someone would send the peelers round FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Incidentally,

Google would suggest that the ‘reference numbers’ vary. May be being used as a code to track email addresses or mailing list batches.

I’d avoid donating anything to King Kenny’s transfer budget … he’ll only put it towards another clobbering donkey to accompany the likes of Carroll.

Damn, there is just so much cynicism on STW these days.

Let’s face it, you are all just jealous that it was me that was selected to win this prize and not any of you. Spiteful jealous fekers… ?

I’d also like to publicly thank the Nigerian BMW for selecting me for this fabulous life changing event.