Dez, Tez or Bez

No, that’d be Dezza, Tezza and Bezza.

Or Les

… wait a minute.

That’s hardly it tho

What’s not hardly what?

No, that’d be Dezza, Tezza and Bezza.

If we add Jezza then we can merge this bun fight into a Top Gear teeth gnashing session as well.

2 for the price of 1.

I worry sometimes that I’m too subtle.

A Lezza, yesterday

I worry sometimes that I’m too subtle.

Easy to remedy.

Forget T-shirts, I’m offended by these socks:

You’d be wrong, though

[pantomime mode] oh no I wouldn’t[/pantomime mode]

At least you’ve found your level.

you showed me the way.. and for that I will always love you

I’m with the other girls, makes the bus w****** easier to spot.

‘Juggling is Shit’.

Only t-shirt that has actually made me laugh aloud.

+1, just now! 😆

@ emsz
What is a

bus w******

?
Is it someone who w***s buses or someone who w***s on buses?

You wait for ages, then three come at once?

JEnglebert’s link has been disparued before I could take a look 🙁

(ed: Oh, and Cougar’s clearly on form today 🙂 )

Cougar, thank you, that was a genuine LOL moment when I read your post.
As far as offensive T-shirts are concerned, I actually owned, and wore, one of these:
http://www.signs2all.com/ekmps/shops/signs2all/images/1(540).jpg
Several people actually got arrested for wearing one, although I never did.
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bigyinn, you’ve never watched The Inbetweeners then? 🙂

petty nonsense. probably a dyke who is making waves..

probably a dyke who is making waves..

no ‘probably’ about it AFAIK Somali Cerise is gay as a gay thing

This idea that basically toss, pathetic bollocks is “ironic” is a very useful one.

The shirt is pathetic. It doesn’t bother me enough to set up a protest group about it, but I’d rather no-one wanted one, wanted to sell one or wanted to think it was alright. Since it’s been brought to my attention.

I have a shirt which says “I am definitely not a lurking sexual predator”, which I can’t say I’m wild about either, although it’s a nice colour. 🙂

Due to my love of terrible puns, I have this t-shirt:

Although it’s a bit depressed when there’s people at work who don’t get it, because they’re too young. Q_Q

This is the funniest T-shirt I’ve seen. You’d think a radio alarm clock would be enough.

I’m certain I’m not too young, but I’m afraid you’ll have to explain the chameleon Tee, Mrs Toast, I’m just not getting it.
Sorry.

I’m certain I’m not too young, but I’m afraid you’ll have to explain the chameleon Tee, Mrs Toast, I’m just not getting it.
Sorry.

Q_Q

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRpokScYxs[/video]

I’ll get me coat!