I have L’Oreal Eye Roll on (please see other comment thread) a black skinny tie, a blue tie, evans cycles business card, a random plug that i don’t know what it is for and a pair of scissors and a screw driver

crack pipe, lighter, crack

phil where do you work, I know I’m self employed but I want to come work with you

I don’t have a draw at work…

loaded handgun, cable ties, gaffer tape, various currency, rohypnol, fake passport, tin of goose fat, CV

everyone seems to have more fun jobs than me by the sounds of it

manage a few mental health units, one of which is placing ex broadmoor patients into the community… a heavy crack addiction is the only way i get through the day 😆

We did this 4 years ago….

A pair of Bombers (pre-owned), some shoes that smell a bit funny, and a child’s face.

ohhh i must stop pretending i take crack, someone will take me seriously soon. in my top drawer is the bible, i’ve had it signed by 2 nuns and 3 members of take-that to make it extra holy.

a child’s face……I assume a picture???

your mum’s knickers. your dad’s balls.

which members of take that?? Surely if it’s Jason Orange and Howard takes a little gloss off it

Pornography.

Phil – you told me you kept a locket of my fur in your top drawer!

mark, jason and barry… the 3 most important members.

yeti, what i didnt reveal is that the bible is like what you see in them there movies with the pages cut out to the shape of a yeti and its rammed full with your hair, on page 341 there is a map to barnsleymitch’s secret stash of wool and a limerick about DezB’s real name (Desmond Bexington the 3rd FYI)

uh the bromance between southern yeti and phil is appearing again lol

More seriously, I have:

A Singletrack calendar, a notepad (full), three pens (blue), a multi-bit screwdriver, £7.93 in assorted coinage, 1.3Gb of RAM in assorted DIMMage, three unidentifed power adapters, a pack of highlighter pens, a USB hub, a key to a car I no longer own, a 3.5″ floppy disk (you never know!), a small stack of Post-Its in ‘comfortable with my sexuality’ colours, some raffle tickets (god only knows), a box of everlasting staples (I don’t have a stapler), a 12″ ruler that i don’t use as a rule, five copies of SQL Server 2005 (assorted editions), two pins (for comedy value, I’ve been waiting four years now for someone to say “for two pins I’d…”, still waiting), an envelope containing unclaimed expenses reciepts dating back to the early Jurassic, a knife / fork / spoon / teaspoon set, paracetemol tablets, ibuprofen tablets, vitamin C tablets, and a Homer Simpson key fob.

I should probably have a tidy out.

he won’t touch me (in the sexual way) until i’ve lost 2 stone and am down to 1%body fat… and women thought they had it hard!

barry? is there a member of take that called Barry?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-edPr-L70[/video]

You can all join in 8)

couger you must have a massive draw…it’s a very impressive haul……i would have more but i’v only had this desk for 5 months

barry garlow?

is he the brother of gary? I bet he is the brains behind the outfit

A stoat. Live, and angry. I use it for PE demonstrations with my year 10’s.

couger you must have a massive draw

Well, I don’t like to boast.

My drawer, on the other hand, is modestly proportioned. It contains an assorment of fairly small items.

The internet. In a box.

the internet in a box…that sounds like some sort of philosphy kind of statement…………….

couger i know i’m sow and everything,,,,,but i only just got that Lol 🙂

I tidied my desk drawer on Friday.

Had I known how bored and demotivated I’d be today, I’d have waited.

🙄

that’s the problem with mondays

The Southern Yeti – Member

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-edPr-L70

You can all join in

Ah Yeti, so nice that you think of me 🙂

I’ve got some Smints, packet of tissues and a tube of Vaseline 😉

well that’s a party just there

Well, given I went to the effort:

*One box business cards (my name)
*Two boxes business cards (contacts; people I’m stalking)
*One box change (coppers)
*One box change (silver, pound coins, five pound note)
*One box staples, paper clips
*One box ink cartridges, pencil sharpener
*Stapler
*Holepunch
*Pencils (Staedtler Noris, natch)
*Ball pens (x2)
*Fountain pens (x3)
*Sewing kit
*Inbuprofen (2 tablets remaining)
*Blackberry USB cable
*Blackberry headphones (part broken)
*Unwritten greetings card

I give this level of Freudian tidiness three days before it is again unusable….

Blimey, there’s only a bottle opener in the pen tray. Who’s bringing the beers?

ourmaninthenorth——-sewing kit explain??

Who’s interesed in the continuing saga of Cougar’s Drawers?

Excellent!

Middle drawer contains:

8Gb of server-spec DDR3 RAM (4x2Gb); two hard disks of unknown status; three CPUs (two P4s (Socket 478 and Socket T) and a Cereron D (also Socket T)); a ‘flower’ style HSF assembly; an actual SoundBlaster card (PCI vintage); 40- and 80-pin IDE cables; a VGA cable; a “3D Prophet II MX” AGP graphics card; a 3Com 3C905C NIC (PCI again); a phono-pair to phono-pair cable; a phono-pair to 3.5″ jack cable; a phono-pair to bare wires cable (no, I don’t know either); a CR2032 (CMOS) battery; instructions to various devices that I may or may not have owned once; a 3D puzzle of the ‘get all the bits back in the box’ variety; a couple od SATA cables; a CD-ROM audio cable (remember those?!); a CAT5 cable (probably works); an emergency dark chocolate Kit-Kat.

DezB – I got some new albums at the weekend.. can’t remember a couple of their names… but I’m guessing you’ve already heard go F*** Buttons?

That’s a man knows how to live (Cougar, that is).

Nope. I should check em then? Hey there’s a CD in my top drawer.. John Maus “Love Is Real”. Tis rubbish.

My middle drawer is my hardware graveyard drawer.

(along with most of the rest of my desk)