I am sat on the train and was promoting the big bike bash to the bloke on the seat across the aisle. I gave him a BBB flyer and the woman sat facing me gave a disproving sigh/snort noise. For fun I asked if she wanted a flyer.
She replied "do I look like a cyclist?"
I replied "not really but cycling is really good when you need to shed a few pounds"
Bloke still holding the flyer nearly pissed himself.
I am now staring at my phone intently trying to avoid making eye contact with the woman sat less than two feet away.