Pros about the UK:
– you can get a good curry, ranging from madras, to tikka masala, rogan josh, peshwari nan, paneer gobi…. I could go on.
– Barstaff know which beers should be served cold and which ones warm.
– You can see masses of music from the US, Europe, Canada, Australia, France etc etc etc.
– You can buy alcohol in the corner store, and have change left from a fiver!
– Fish and chips is a) possible and b) something that people understand without having to translate.
– Tea is available on tap, you don’t have to import decent teabags.
– People don’t give you a funny look when you ask for squash, y’know, diluting juice? No? D@mn.
– There are around 20 different countries you can visit within a 4 hour flight of London.
Oh god, what have I done?!
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