Ok 2 for today as I have work to do but think I could have had a 3rd…

Took one girl out this morning for a a walk and brunch at Tower Bridge before taking another to dinner at Leicester Sq.

My escort job is fab.

Ate a whole packet of crazy jacks ones the other day.. So about 40ish

Gah. Beat me to it!

So frankenstein is an escort….doe snot compute….thread needs pictures

No need to guess who’s getting crazy with internet dating then! lol 🙂

Actually was set up by friends and relatives and friends of friends.

Never needed internet dating but can see how it can introduce people of similar values.

One woman was a veg lover only. I love veg but need my fish and chicken.
One woman was very intelligent which I liked but goes to church every week and I’m an atheist.
Last week a lady was badly dressed and looked like she came from the gym.

I’m quite happy being single! Dating is fun but as I’m getting on a bit the single women are a bit weird! (So another thing we have in common.)

One of the great things about being married – you never have to think about other women.

you never have to think about other women.

She’s reading this isn’t she?

Well, let me assure you, Mrs Neil the Wheel, he’s lying.

😉

Way back when used prunes as an energy food (Not dates admittedly but a dried fruit similarly). 2 large bags got me around 70+ kilometres of Coed Y Brenin. After a long day the last hour on the way back to Birmingham required incredible focus to keep one particular muscle tensed…

I don’t know how to compare the number of dates with 2 bags of prunes, but at least 40+ I imagine.

40+ in a day?

You must be quite a man in the sack, you show off you!

lol

I met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday. Never heard from her again.

How many did Gregory have in that film about a girl who played football?

I met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday. Never heard from her again.

Odd.

I met a girl the other day. Week was pretty busy.
Monday cycling
Tuesday gymnastics
Bridge Club on Wednesday
Archery on Thursday

Of course, we went dancing on Friday night.

Never needed internet dating

Then…

One woman was a veg lover only. I love veg but need my fish and chicken.

One woman was very intelligent which I liked but goes to church every week and I’m an atheist.

Last week a lady was badly dressed and looked like she came from the gym.

Nobody needs Internet dating if they only want to be fixed up with people who aren’t suitable 🙂

I’m tempted!

Seriously I’ve spent £100 today when I could have bought a carbon post or something else.

We’re using much too small increments of time

We should be talking annually, or biennial

I got a kilo from the local wholesalers once, and ate them all in one sitting, then nearly pooed myself for the next 48 hours every time i farted.

I read a poster in school in the 1970s about someone giving up smoking by eating prunes, some wag had written on it ‘I was too frightened to cough’.

I met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday. Never heard from her again.

So long as you were able to chill on Sunday that’s all that matters.