As above. I was wondering what the average length of the STW massive's trouser-wearing was [assuming no "accidents"].
A day - like a teeshirt?
A couple of days - like a change-into shirt?
A week like socks?
Just curious, I think i'm up to a week with these jeans, but just got rained-on so they whiff and I've had to put a pair of Engineer's trousers on. Yesterday I wore the same pants [BY MISTAKE] for two days and that was a bit sweaty too 🙁
Right up until the moment the missus seductively takes them off me
A week like socks?
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A week like socks?
Dood 😐
TBH i think folk are a little OTT in this area
I work in a air conditioned office WhyTF would I change my shirt every day?
Trousers it depends tbh on what i do three days ish?
Work suit trousers probably a couple of weeks worth although usually rotate between a few. Jeans I only wash if they get dirty
jeans ..... till they smell - i hate freshly washed jeans
office trousers -wash em once a week
shirts/teeshirts - daily
socks and underwear - daily
When they stink.
4 days for work trousers for me. Take 'em into work Monday morning nice and clean, wear 'em for work 4 days and then take 'em home Thursday night (friday being dress down day). Although obvious because I cycle-commute, I only actually wear them between about 7:30 and 5:30.
If I poo myself or spill vodka down them I usually change them that day.
At home I'll wear the same pair of jeans for a few days but manly work shorts can be worn for over a week. Girls love the sweaty smell of them!
I work in a air conditioned office WhyTF would I change my shirt every day?
so you're the bloke in the office who reeks and is literally ripe but noone has the balls to say anything to about it 😀
Jeans meh - whenever they're dirty, work pants, same.
Sock - come on man....daily surely...?
Used to whip them off if she said I could buy her a drink 😳 ......now I wait until she asks if I want coffee 8) .
Jeans for a week ,but as its summer I have worn shorts since May
*chuckles about the sock thing* 😉
I guess it depends where you wear 'em
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I only normally wash my trousers/shorts when I inevitably spill something down them.
T-shirts/shirts get changed after every wear.
Pants and Socks after every wear/day.
Coats, when they smell. I hose down muddy bike coats and then leave them, they never get washed properly.
Until bedtime usually, sometimes before.
I work in a air conditioned office WhyTF would I change my shirt every day?
lol 🙂 you've identified yourself as one of "those" guys in the office
Suits are rotated daily, cleaned when needed
Everything else, worn once then washed
except...jeans and knitwear! normally get a few wears out of them before washing, only on the basis that they don't feel as nice when freshly washed and don't seem to smell/get as dirty
what does the engineer think about you wearing his trousers ?
That poster is very offensive. Appalling apostrophe use!
Right up until Zokes' missus seductively takes them off me. +1 😉
Errr, couple of days, depends, less in hot summer, might be a bit more in winter.
I work in a air conditioned office WhyTF would I change my shirt every day?
Because its minging not to!!!
OP...[b]you smell[/b].
Someone had to tell you 😀
Oh ,and your post made me start to itching .
iF YOU CAN TELL FROM THERE i'M REALLY CONCERNED 😯
Trousers? When the stains show.
Shirts, wear em a couple of times - unless I forget to bring a new one in for post commuting duties, then they may get worn 3 or 4 times.
They never smell anyway. I could wear a shirt for a year and it wouldn't smell so DON'T JUDGE EVERYONE BY YOUR OWN STANDARDS! (peterfile & LHS, I mean you BO boys.)
Slightly odd thread but what the heck..
Suit(s) trews, dry cleaned every 3 wears, so that's once every three days but I alternate between suits so I get about 2 1/2 weeks out of my tres before they need cleaning (5 suits)
Jeans, again I think it's about 3 days wear but I don't wear the same pair one day to the next and God knows how many jeans I have..
Shorts, longer about a week.
Pants, who wears pants?? You freaks 😆
Shirts for 2 days here too unless there's a reason to change early, you guys must really enjoy ironing.
Wearing a shirt for more than a day is minging and no amount of justification will get you out of that one. You've been found out.
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I change my shirt every day as I'm a style icon, and have a reputation to keep up....
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Why?
The shop's never hot, I walk to work (5 mins). I sit behind a desk. It would be madness to wash each shirt after 8 hours in such conditions.
Wearing a shirt for more than a day is minging and no amount of justification will get you out of that one. You've been found out.
You're clearly a very sweaty person.
You're clearly a very sweaty person.
Quite the contrary, and if you think changing clothes is judged by when they smell then you have a big problem.
Minging.
Ming
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I stand by previous statement.
If you buy certain brands of jeans, they advise you to wear them for a year before washing them...
And people do. 😐
Work shirt for > 1 day is a no-no. You might think it smells like a fresh summer meadow after 8hrs pen pushing but in reality it smells like a tramp's undies.
even if you get grass stains on your knees when you've been out dogging?
Only really if I shit myself which happens tops TOPS once or twice a month.
Because its minging not to!!!
Stinking of BO is minging sitting at a desk doing no physical exercise in not going to make me sweat never mind to the extent I stink
Wearing a shirt for more than a day is minging and no amount of justification will get you out of that one. You've been found out.
What where they publicly admitted to it ..you are Sherlcok Homes etc
Its amusing reading the borderline OCD telling us we must be like them or we smell.
I think you need some help with your fears tbh
I would offer you a hug but you might get some germs or an unpleasant smell and we would not want that
[i]You're clearly a very sweaty person[/i] in denial.
Just until they are able to walk by themselves, then I set them free.
You guys are minging, no amount of shifting the emphasis on to me will stop that fact!
Found out.
Minging.
I own at least 15 suitable work shirts and three pairs of work trousers as running/cycling/climbing/hockey gear takes priority in my washing machine, I only need to do one works wash every few weeks then. Change my socks everyday though as my feet reek if i don't.
I shower at least once a day or i do become 'that bloke' in the office (and we don't have air conditioning)
If you are not trolling you need some help
Your not even articulating a case very well
its just you smell so there
As for found out we are admitting it so whay are you saying "found out"?
I have not said that you smell, in fact if you read the post i said that you should not judge based on smell.
It's minging wearing a shirt for more than 1 day, its common etiquette,
You are out in public rubbing up against, sitting on, leaning against, eating, drinking, visiting restrooms, out in pollution, rubbing against you skin for a whole day, sweating in... the list goes on. Take into account that pretty much anyone with any sense of fashion would also suggest that its a 100% no-no too.
Its common etiquette, as most people on here have said too. Please, for the sake of your friends, colleagues and the general public, change your shirts more.
How difficult is it to wash and iron 5 workshirts a week? In fact most dry cleaners will provide this service for you - "5 shirts washed and ironed for £X. Wonder why they choose 5!? Oh, because you should wear a clean one everyday!!!
Minging.
Taking this one step further...
Folks that drink too much coffee, you do realise that the stink of coffee comes out in yer sweat don't you?
Bit like smoking.
Rancid.
Ewe.
I used to sit next to a girl who had very sweaty feet, would insist on wearing silly high heels and tights and by say about 10am her feet would honk sooo bad it became neigh on impossible to talk to her.. Eventually it plucked up the courage and broached the subject with her and she was so embarrassed at the situation she apologised and took care of it.
Maybe a polite "Oi stinky, go wash" is all you need. 😉
How difficult is it to wash and iron 5 workshirts a week?
Iron?
I'm impressed how he saw through my cunning ruse of truth telling.
FWIW, shop always cold, only wear a shirt, not wild on jumpers over a shirt, and hate jackets, shop always cold. Not just saying that, it is always cold. Deep thick walled stone building on the shady side o the street, very well ventilated by the age old technique of poorly fitting doors and windows. So much so in winter the back room functions as a fridge. But even when I worked in the city, on all but the heat wave days, shirt for 2 days. If it wore a jacket then no way, its why I hate them, they just soak armpits, there's nothing else like it, why would you wear one from choice, it bends my mind, all people who wear jackets are therefore dirty stinky mingers. It can only be so.
How difficult is it to [...] iron 5 workshirts a week?
It's not difficult, its just really really boring and a massive pain in the arse.
In fact most dry cleaners will provide this service for you - "5 shirts washed and ironed for £X
😆 😆 😆
t's minging wearing a shirt for more than 1 day, its common etiquette,
Repeating this wont make it a fact
You are out in public rubbing up against, sitting on, leaning against,
We are not all into frotting as much as you seem to be 😉
Take into account that pretty much anyone with any sense of fashion would also suggest that its a 100% no-no too.
Oh FFS you are trolling aren't you...please say you are
Oh in that case yes if it is my sisters jeans and I am on the fixie I change every day
Its common etiquette, as most people on here have said too.
No you said etiquette and the poll seems fairly mixed but I think you are in the minoirty tbh
Please, for the sake of your friends, colleagues and the general public, change your shirts more.
Oh FFS If i worked in heavy industry, down the pit , on a farm or other strenous activity then yes i would
I wont do it because it offends your sense of fashion or etiquette
You seem borderline OCD tbh on this given your "fears"
No amount of excess quoting will hide the fact that you're, erm, a bit wiffy, Junky 😉
LOL
Dude, i'm not going to argue with you. You keep on-going, just glad i don't have to be near you.
Minging.
[i]You are out in public rubbing up against, sitting on, leaning against, eating, drinking, visiting restrooms, out in pollution, rubbing against you skin for a whole day, sweating in[/i]
[b]You are[/b].
Mostly, I ride my bike in. Rest, shower. Add deodorant. Put on shirt over clean, non-covered-in-stale-sweat-unlike-your-good-self body. Sit on my arse for about 7 hours. Hang (still sweet smelling, pretty much clean) shirt. Ride home.
[i]Its common etiquette, as most people on here have said too. Please, for the sake of your friends, colleagues and the general public, change your shirts more.[/i]
No
What LHS doesn't realise is I actually queue up behind him at the sandwich shop most days, I know he thinks its a bit jostly, but in reality, I'm just having a little rub when I think I can get away with it. You know that guy that stands too close and breathes in your ear? Yup, me, in a 2+ day old shirt. I actually only wear 2 day old shirts, ever.
I broke a new personal record with jeans last month
Over 2 weeks, almost 3 🙂
everything else gets changed daily
No
amount
of
excess
quoting
will
hide
the
fact
that
,you're
erm,
a
bit
wiffy,
Junky
That would be the smell of me talking shit
jeans. months tbh... or until the baby pees on them, even then it's a bit of a drag.
You are out in public rubbing up against, sitting on, leaning against, eating, drinking, visiting restrooms, out in pollution, rubbing against you skin for a whole day, sweating in... the list goes on. Take into account that pretty much anyone with any sense of fashion would also suggest that its a 100% no-no too.
Jesus. The world must really be a terrifying place for you eh.
Just wondering, do you change your bed sheets every day as well? Or just shower twice a day?
visiting restrooms,
What are these mythical things our seppo friends whitter on about? They just seem like your common-or-garden bog to me.
LHS I'm surprised you didn't run a mile when I said I wore my socks for a week 😉
A friend of mine skied in a pair for a week - he could balance them vertically on his hand on the last morning when they came off the radiator!
What LHS doesn't realise is I actually queue up behind him at the sandwich shop most days, I know he thinks its a bit jostly, but in reality, I'm just having a little rub when I think I can get away with it. You know that guy that stands too close and breathes in your ear? Yup, me, in a 2+ day old shirt. I actually only wear 2 day old shirts, ever.
I enjoy the rub, just not the smell.
Rest room sounds so much cleaner and with fewer germs
Bed sheets once a week, but then i don't wear them out and about!!
On Beds, here I am quite picky, always bath/shower in the evenings and go to bed clean. The idea of going to bed dirty appalls me. How could you it? If after anight out or extreme laziness I do, its deff bed change the next day.
Suit(s) trews, dry cleaned every 3 wears,
You're suits must look like shit 🙂
Seriously, they don't need dry cleaned every 3 wears, it's wool. Plus, dry cleaning is destructive, suits suffer.
Do it as infrequently as possible.
Wasn't it DrP that started a thread about whether he could be bothered to wash before bed once - he was covered in mud 😆
Jeans - once a month.
T-shirt - Summer time everyday, winter time 2 - 3 days as "base" layer.
Shirt - once a week during winter (does not smell due to base layer but then the collar get stain)& 2 days max in Summer.
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Shirt - once a week during winter
holy **** REALLY?
Well this issue certainly seems to have become quite polarised. It reminds me a bit of
You can't beat a bit of OCD 😀
back onto the dry cleaning and suits. I wear a suit every day to work, rotate between about 3 of them and they each get cleaned maybe twice a year. So i reckon thats about 2 months of 'wear' , minus holidays, dress down fridays etc, so maybe 6 weeks. Maybe I'm a minger 🙂
I don't own any jeans. My corduroys are washed when either soiled or smelly. My breeks are also the same. I like to handwash my shirts after every wear though.
Bed sheets once a week, but then i don't wear them out and about!!
But you're out and about all day rubbing yourself against stuff, then you lay in bed all night sweating and rubbing on your bed sheets.
Found out.
Minging.
back onto the dry cleaning and suits. I wear a suit every day to work, rotate between about 3 of them and they each get cleaned maybe twice a year. So i reckon thats about 2 months of 'wear' , minus holidays, dress down fridays etc, so maybe 6 weeks. Maybe I'm a minger
Guidance suggests you keep it to a few times per year, so you're about the recommended level 🙂
I do mine once a season, normally when I'm on holiday.
The chemicals they use are not good for your suit at all. You'd be better off buying a new suit every 6 months than spanking all that money on constant dry cleaning and looking like crap.
But you're out and about all day rubbing yourself against stuff, then you lay in bed all night sweating and rubbing on your bed sheets.
Then I wake up in the morning and shower, put on a clean set of clothes like a normal human being, and go about my day.
In fact, not that you probably give a **** but I shower most evenings too as I normally go for a late night run with the dog.
A week like socks?
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The chemicals they use are not good for your suit at all. You'd be better off buying a new suit every 6 months than spanking all that money on constant dry cleaning and looking like crap.
aye, and I always think they make the suit smell a bit too !
ditto on getting them cleaned when on hols, Christmas, Easter, Summer etc
I shower most evenings too
I was personally shocked to find out you shower twice a day
How many times do you wash your hands?
Well now that's an interesting one Mrs Toast - IIRC the first time we see Mal he's taking a leak, then he pushes the loo up into the wall, rinses his hands with water for a second and splashes it on his face!
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I was personally shocked to find out you shower twice a day
You were shocked to find out I shower after exercise!? Oh christ, no one start a thread asking how many times can you exercise before you need to shower, I'd dread to think what JY's answer would be?
Minging.
Allright Jade, calm down. You don't actually have to cuddle JY you know 🙂
You are having a proper froth and humour fail here aren't you 🙄
FWIW i think you seem a bit concerned about clothes and rather lax about bed sheets. Given what happen in the bed with sweat and other bodily fluids I would be changing/washing those sheets more often
I managed to say that without calling you some names
I suspect a polite or rational conversation with you is unlikely on this issue
yours minger [ but in clean bed sheets]
Given what happen in the bed with sweat and other bodily fluids I would be changing/washing those sheets more often
Remind me never to stay over at your gaff JY 😯 😉
Now now [s]you pair of mingers[/s] boys, lets calm down and look at some kittens. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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