Well you need to provide more evidence of the Fuhrer’s double-testes status, than the denials of a former Hitler-loving tabloid.
Because not only are you challenging generations of popular culture, jokes, and ditties, but you are also challenging a fundamental truth which helped us win the war.
I’ll let you know that the moment the British people were informed that Herr Hitler only had one testicle, the war was as good as won. Because when the laughter eventually subsided, the British people vowed they would never allow a one-bollock Charlie Chaplin lookalike make fools of them.
It’s what helped us the war.
That and the Queen’s Mother’s smile.
Gawd bless’er.