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  • Hitler and his handy hand work
  • TheSouthernYeti
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    Was he dirty or mucky

    According to scaredypants he was a bugger! I don’t think the distinction is important!

    DrRSwank
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    That does seem to settle the testicle issue…..

    barnsleymitch
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    Fair enough yeti, it’s too important an issue to get bogged down with semantics. I do have it on good authority though, that yes, he was a bugger (dirty or mucky), and that he cut it off with the carving knife.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    What colour uniform did he wear?

    ernie_lynch
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    Which is basically just the article you posted, and explaining its completely untrue.

    Daily Mail 1 – 0 Telegraph.

    Whilst I don’t doubt the Daily Mail’s huge personal knowledge of Hitler, they were after all amongst his greatest fans, I am completely unconvinced by this :

    “Hitler’s conscientious physician Dr Theodor Morell, who knew every inch of the Fuhrer intimately and had the trust and affection of his patient, certainly made no mention of it”

    Hitler didn’t even want the public to know that he wore glasses, so why the **** would his “conscientious physician” have dropped a bollock about the Furher’s missing testicle ?

    schnullelieber
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    Well you learn somthing new everyday. I always thought it was his mother who performed the orchidectomy.

    RealMan
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    Ok I’m not really bothered, I know I’m right, you can make up your own mind lol.

    iDave
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    i think it’s true to say he had a least one ball

    barnsleymitch
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    Fair enough idave, but it’s the location of the one (or more) balls that seems to be causing all the controversy.

    ernie_lynch
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    I know I’m right

    Well you need to provide more evidence of the Fuhrer’s double-testes status, than the denials of a former Hitler-loving tabloid.

    Because not only are you challenging generations of popular culture, jokes, and ditties, but you are also challenging a fundamental truth which helped us win the war.

    I’ll let you know that the moment the British people were informed that Herr Hitler only had one testicle, the war was as good as won. Because when the laughter eventually subsided, the British people vowed they would never allow a one-bollock Charlie Chaplin lookalike make fools of them.

    It’s what helped us the war.

    That and the Queen’s Mother’s smile.

    Gawd bless’er.

    backhander
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    hell of a team builder tho……………

    Class ton, class

    TheSouthernYeti
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    … and don’t forget Winston’s speech, summin about rolling on the ground, pulling hair and fighting like bitches.

    RealMan
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    lol.

    It’s what helped us the war

    I thought that was the Americans.

    barnsleymitch
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    This has got me pondering. I wonder if Hitlers errant knacker, having spent some time apart from the rest of him, became less of a nazi?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    mitch, It’s got be wondering if it was sent into exile for a reason… could it have being a non-Aryan testee?

    *searches The Daily Sport archives for evidence to support argument*

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