…what my rotary mower has just done to the cat turd on my lawn.
Splatter, atomise and detonate just don’t seem to do it justice.
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Help me find a word that adequately describes…
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did any of it miss you?
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About 8% missed me judging by the contents of my turn ups.
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weaponise ?
a gentleman gardner in turn-ups - ??
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I've started wearing wellies for mowing following a similar incident.
I'm not posh enough to wear turn ups in the garden though
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weaponise ?
PMSL
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Violently redistributed?
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comminute
i suffered a comminuted fracture of the left distal tibia 10 years ago; it was very painful but not as embarassing as cat-cack-on-your-keks
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expoominate
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i was strimming midweek and hit a doggy turd(wasn't even a turd,it must of a had curry the night before)full facial impact.
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Diffuse?
Caked?
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full facial impact.
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FUBAR'd
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I once jumped over a gate, slipped as I landed and fell on my arse, quickly got up and dusted myself down, and checking around that nobody had seen what a fool I'd just made of myself, continued on my way.
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then realised that what I had actually done isjumped over a gate, slipped IN A MASSIVE DOG TURD as I landed and fell on my arse IN THE SAME MASSIVE DOG TURD, quickly got up BY PUTTING MY HAND IN THE SAME MASSIVE DOG TURD and dusted myself BY WIPING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DOG TURD ON ANYTHING THAT WASN'T ALREADY COVERED IN TURD before checking around that nobody had seen what a fool I'd just made of myself continuing on my way.
So once we've worked out what this word should be, I have an application for it
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I'm thinking that "kenetic redistribution" applies when you mow/strim one. As for jumping in it then rubbing yourself with it... I'm stumped.
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coprophilia, clearly
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Shitzkrieg?
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Shitzkrieg?
I don't think anybody is going to top that!
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Cattershatterscatter.
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a scatastophe
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disshitipate
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Shat turd
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clusterf*ked..?
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Flymos and adult frogs are not a good combination as I found out earlier this year
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Did that pink Vanish OXY Action lady off the telly immediately turn up with a detergent based answer to your problems?
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Skidartist come over here and wipe up all the water i just sprayed all over my keyboard....
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I think theres a different word for that
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LOL @ skidartist
You must have been stinking though, did you not realise something was slightly wrong?
When I was a teenager I ran over a patch of grass and must have hit a big jobbie and then when I hit the concrete I skidded/surfed on my left foot for about 10 feet.
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crapocalypse
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did you not realise something was slightly wrong?
not until the relief of not being seen falling over wore off, it was as the began to think 'that could have been embarrassing' that it dawned on me that something was not quite right. I forgot to add that after I 'dusted myself off' I then put my hands in my pockets. So my wallet got it too and I think its the only occasion in my life where I've had to throughly scrub my keys.Posted 1 year ago # -
My case was not as extreme as yours but I know how you first think "cool, I did not fall over!"
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Next you'll be saying that you had a bag of crisps before your hideous plight dawned on you.
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felineshatomized!
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Cattershatterscatter
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Entropy escalation of Feline faecal matter
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