hmmmm are there any that don’t come from Jago & Williams Premium Off Road Cycling Emporium in Shoreditch, that you don’t look a complete dick splash in?

Bell Stoker is not acceptable, neither is “Ride Your Way” or comparable slogans, paint splatter finishes, themed wraps/flames/lightning/glitter/dragon or other mythical creature scenes, animal prints/faces, pink, ribbons, streamers, nazi symbols.

Could be persuaded on a tastefully done two tone not sure yet though 😀

Catlike Leaf?

This is an oil rig.

Which helments have you been considering? 😕

Scott ARX

Fairly muted on the old iron gurder front.

Or Scott Stego/Mythic for more back of head protection along the lines of the Stoker/Feature but more form/tow tone design to disguise the expanse of the shell.

Useful image from MTB-news.de

I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT GERMAN DUDE!!!! Quick, someone sell me his helment!

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wait, don’t be premature, there might be one you fancy more





and kindly collated here for comparison

Actually I like all of them. He has such a strong chin.

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@makecoldplayhistory – Never feels like it has a foot of overhang each side.

@BigDummy – oh my this could end in a restraining order 😆

@BearBack – Some decent suggestions the Scot and the Urge, missed the CRC sale on them 35 quid seemed pretty reasonable.

That grey one is exactly what I’m on about that mushroom head numpty look, I’ve got a cheap one like that already, it doesn’t stop me riding but if I’m spending again I want something that looks reasonable.

The guy in the photo’s up there…

‘s him…!