Look, this is perfectly clear, why can't you lot just get your thick heads around this one. According to the Law, a dog is considered to be 'out of control' when...
A) Worrying livestock
B) Considered to be a threat to society
C) Wearing a jumper
D) Wearing shades and skateboarding
Nowhere in the Law, or in the Kennel Club information sheet does it claim that a dog wearing a tank top has broken the law. You obviously cannot read and are retarded!
The case in Scotland is, however, significantly different. A dog wearing a tank top in Scotland is liable to be shot upon sight.