Try this scenario AA
I am walking across the park carrying my ming vase. Your dog trips me up. The vase gets smashed. You are liable for the million pounds as you failed to keep your dog under proper control and I have losses of a million pounds as a result.
This is the second case - "dog not under proper control" and you have liability for losses incurred. there is no criminal sanction as there is under the dangerous dogs act. This would be under the animals act 1971 or as a negligent act.
jesus h corbett, i thought i obsessed about some inane crap.
AA my point about the horse was to try and illustrate the effect your dog running up to someone could have by role reversal where the rider becomes the dog and the horse becomes the person your dog is bounding up to. How do you how they will react? Clear now? You should perhaps show some consideration for others. That is NOT pandering to someone's phobia.
my 15 month old puppy scares people evan when it's on a lead.
He wouldn't scare me, the big lunk.
I used to be scared of Alsatians though.
Seeing as people can't be bothered to go back to page 2 to see the pics, here's my fave as it is the most relevant
In a nutshell, as they say.
and remember, dogs must always wear a helmet
Ta Dez. 
DezB - Member
He wouldn't scare me, the big lunk.
good!
gives him the advantage of a surprise attack when he rips your leg off as you ride past... 
Ha! He'd be too busy trying to sniff my dogs arse as she runs rings round him (totally under my commands, of course)
pastcaring... my dog would swallow yours in a single gulp.. if it wasn't a vegan.. 
That's an impressive dog you've got there Yunki!
why thankyou.. when I bought it, the guy in the pub said it wouldn't grow much bigger than a mastiff.. 
Here's my girl, thinking of training her to find truffles!
DezB, you have a dogs arse?
yunki, vegan? never heard of that breed, got any pics? edit your pic didn't show first time i looked.
is that some kind of asian spaniel piha..?
i think your dog is gonna eat mine
fall story here http://www.dog.co.il/dog7a.htm turns out their mates!? arrrhhh happy ending
never believe what the breeder tells you! mine said they don't drool/slobber much? lies all lies...
piha
love the leg warmers
are these dogs dangerously out of control.. or just not under proper control..?
Well if you can't beat 'em join 'em. I shall get myself one of these pooches i think
Well if you can't beat 'em join 'em. I shall get myself one of these pooches i think
Ahhhhhh the inappropriately named Honey Badger, quite possibly the most fearless cute sounding furry animal of them all. Details here:
i'd still bet my money on yunkis dog
Ever since the day ma dug ate Auntie Bella
I've been wondering just what kind of dug I've got,
For it grew up awfy big and tawny yella,
Wi a great big hairy collar round its throat.
It was just a little pup the night I picked it up;
It was wandering in the dark near a place called Calder Park -
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!"
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Ever since the day ma dug ate Auntie Bella,
Things have happened in a way you won't believe.
Can A clap your dug said one wee friendly fellow;
Noo he runs aboot wi naething up his sleeve.
And when I'm signin on the Broo there's niver any queue
The man says don't come doon, we'll send yer money roon...
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!"
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Ever since ma dug had Auntie for its dinner
I've been taking money off these racing mugs;
Down at Shawfield track my Fido's aye the winner,
But the trouble is, they're running short o dugs.
And when the butcher for a bet gave a sheep heid tae ma pet,
He gave a strangled yell when it chewed his heid as well -
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!",
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Now I've been to France and Spain and Portobello
I've been moved on by the polis many times;
And when it rains I carry my umbrello,
But I only mention that because it rhymes.
So if you think I'm telling lies, you're in for a surprise,
If you hear a terrible roar, there's nae use bolting for the door
Or climbing on a chair, jist git doon and say your prayers -
For I've never told a lie in all my life.
that's cracking Northwind..
it wouldn't grow much bigger than a mastiff.
he wasn't to far off with his guess
past caring - you have been sold a pup - thats not a dog.
yeah i know that now. it was the clipperty clop that gave it away
Really, I tried reading this shit but got so wound up by Richc. What a prick.
EDIT - I got to page 3.
sc-xc - Member
Really, I tried reading this shit but got so wound up by Richc. What a prick.
EDIT - I got to page 3.
it got better on this page. if you can't beat them post silly pics instead...
I saw 'dog' in the title and thought it wiser to jump straight to the last page and break out the hippopotamids..
thus rakishly avoiding the rapacious dog owners ranting rabidly in the face of TJs reasonable remonstrations..
Be careful or I'll set the hovercat upon thee.
that dog is wearing a rather fetching jumper
Glad you liked it, had me lol'ing when I saw it!
that dog is wearing a rather fetching jumper
thats not a jumper, it's a tank top 
Uh oh, the dog fashion police will be up in arms about that.
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