My names smudge.... rememeber it you'll be screaming it later 
Or,
youre clothes would look great beside my bed
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Posted 2 years ago #
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nearly forgot.....
I'm a bird watcher and i'm lookng for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one??
Posted 2 years ago # -
hey mate just looking at your old threads. did you evercure your problem with k24 levers retracting slowly?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Do you come here often?
Do you like Clarks shoes?
You have prominent child bearing hips.
Are you in season?
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"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
Napoleon Dynamite had the right idea - off-hand compliments, and killer dancing.
Posted 2 years ago # -
ok ive just been out and returned alone..
the "did you ever cure your problem with k24 levers retracting slowly?" didnt go down too well.
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Probably best not to mention the K24 retraction when you first meet someone, don't want to appear too pushy.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Having given it some thought....i would rather listen to Kraftwerk.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Is your Dad a thief?
Cos you look like that... err... sort... you know
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If you stay, i wont rob you
innit.
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"Your lips are like pastry... Fancy going halves on a sausage roll?"
That got me slapped several times. What used to work for me was:
"Hello, you look like fun" - Don't know where it came from or how it started...
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Mr Woppit you sound like you need a root, a stiff drink and a cheeseburger; life's too short for that line of thinking . just an observation.
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This surprisingly worked for me years ago -
I spotted a girl in a club, we were eyeing each other up and smiling, i did the 'come here' beckoning thing with my forefinger. When she came over i whispered in her ear 'if i can make you come with one finger just think what i can do with the rest of me'
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