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  • "generously sized for the modern man"
  • Jamie
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    What’s that supposed to mean, then?

    camo16
    Free Member

    It’s coz we have big willies innit?

    davidtaylforth
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    It’s for their big bladders.

    I’ve seen some modern men cyclists carrying them around on their backs. This looks disgusting.

    nwgiles
    Full Member

    it because of my ghetto booty

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    The average modern man is a bloater

    Jamie
    Free Member

    So Wiggle are calling me fat?

    The bastards! They know it’s glandular 🙁

    bigyinn
    Free Member

    Its a disease!

    Junkyard
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    So Wiggle are calling me fat?

    I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit

    annebr
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    So you can carry your “man bag” stuffed in your shorts.

    or perhaps “man bag” is the new “lunch box”?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit

    😀

    ads678
    Full Member

    I r modern man!

    I need generously sized stuff that says medium* on it to make me feel good about myself………….

    *I’m really a large, honest.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    allthegear
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    Actually CFH, the average man’s plumbs are only 75% the size of their grandfathers. The modern man is smaller in that department, not bigger.

    Sorry if you find that worrying!! 🙂

    Rachel

    camo16
    Free Member

    That’s some detail on the plum-size-through-history subject you’ve got there allthegear!

    My grandfather must have been Buster Gonad. 😯

    glupton1976
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    My grandfather must have been Buster Gonad.

    That is either a very poor attempt at trying to claim you have big balls, or you need to let off a little steam more often.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    or you need to let off a little steam more often.

    Steamen?

    brakes
    Free Member

    75% of the length, not the volume.
    we have better fitting pants these days which reduce bawbagsag.

    wilko1999
    Free Member

    Is that statistic based on your own findings allthegear? 😀

    camo16
    Free Member

    That is either a very poor attempt at trying to claim you have big balls, or you need to let off a little steam more often.

    😯

    It’s a throw-away line of no particular merit… uh… that’s it.

    Thanks for the analysis, though.

    nedrapier
    Full Member

    … and designed to be worn slightly lower on the hips, below the modern man’s massive gut

    Stoner
    Free Member

    Junkyard – lazarus
    So Wiggle are calling me fat?

    I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit

    Beer comes in barrels, poison comes in small bottles, Junky 😛

    glupton1976
    Free Member

    It’s a throw-away line of no particular merit… uh… that’s it.

    Thanks for the analysis, though.

    Seems like my comment was bang on the money. 😀

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