I have not stopped laughing for several hours…
We have just had the most excellent day of racing at the Wareham XC Race. Good friend Jerome “the French” rode a surly krampus and after several well battled laps was suffering with cramp, he came into the start/finish and said (put on a French accent now) “ah moo leeegs veee are cromping” and a nice lady handed him an energy gel and said “try this”. He then rolled up his shorts, revealed his legs, started lunging (yes lunging) and tore the sachet open and applied the rhubarb and custard energy gel to his legs.
I’m still laughing…. In effin tears.