that sickening moment when you realise you forgot to boil the kettle and the water that you just poured onto the tea bag is cold..

also..

trying to get the prune/porridge/linseeds balance just right so that you get maximum benefit without causing any unnecessary embarrassment..

You disgust me. There’s people starving in the worl……oh dear god! I’ve burnt my pain au chocolat!

NOOOOOOOO!

I’m struggling to find £700 for a spring in a tube for the front of my bike.

I’m still not sure about the shade of purple we’ve used for our feature wall. 🙁

It’s been raining again, totally ruining my riding plans – I’ll have to go out on my winter/trainer now 😥

I couldn’t find any rough oatcakes today 😥

They’d run out of almond croissants at the coffee stand this morning, so I had to have a pain aux raisins instead.

Window or Aisle?

my graphics card will only push out to 22″ of my new 23″ monitor

I underdid my hardboiled eggs this morning, for my egg mayo, as I seemed to lose track of time listening to the today programme on Radio 4

good 1st world complaint from my cousin the other day:

“I want to sing along to this song, but my mouth is full of food!”

Holiday blues

I want to live somewhere hot and sunny, drink coffe is silly small cups looking sophisticated, instead I live in a rainy country full of fat people in trackies.

I have ample houmous, but lack crudites… 😥

The time it takes to move money between accounts and credit cards so I can new shiney bike now, even though I don’t have the money yet, and I would prefer not to pay any interest…

£10 to fix a puncture…. 😉

Oh emsz how frightful! Fat People? There aren’t…. there isn’t… one of those frightful fried chicken establishments nearby is there? The dreadfully garish, primary-coloured ones that seem to draw them waddling, zombie-like towards them?

How simply awful for you!! However did you end up in such a place?

I wasted 5 minutes of my life in the supermarket the other day trying to work out which porridge had the largest flake size.

I blacklist local cafes and restaurants if they serve me bad coffee. 😳

@Binners

Nice tracksuit, mate. 8)

I couldn’t find my usual tupperware this morning so my sandwich is slightly compressed by a lack of depth. I’m concerned this will lead to flaccidity and possible sogginess (of the sandwiches).

LoLing at Binners, there’s one of those yes…. They serve food in a bucket. Says it all really

Not only that ive just emptied the washing to find my White bikini bottoms are now a nice light blue colour from the cheap shirt I bought at h&m Bums

Someone has parked their bike in MY bike space.

When you open your pitta bread and it has a hole in one side so the feta cheese falls out when you try to eat it.

Hate this 😆

I have ample houmous, but lack crudites…

If only I could buy some decent houmous. Everywhere round here seems to have run out of the organic stuff, and I can’t possibly have non-organic houmous for my lunch.

Its phone upgrade time

ha ha! CaptainFlasheart; you must know the same parents I do! One child of a friend of mine called his mother a ‘socialist’ because she told him to share his whatever it was with his sister!

@camo16 – I don’t understand, what other possible reaction could there be. Do you publish the black list for the use of others, or just put dead things through their letter box?

Man/men (?) in “extreme” cycle event took drugs…..

I’m lying on the lounge floor in my boxers and I’ve run out of internet to look at. I’m going to have to go out on my bike aren’t I?

http://whitewhine.com/

Do I open some more of the basic wine or go downstairs for the 02?

It is night time here

It is night time here

Having your curtains closed, does not qualify as nighttime.

First world problems, sorted by second world ingenuity

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Go for the 02 Mike. It was a good year….

😉

I want to live somewhere hot and sunny, drink coffe is silly small cups looking sophisticated, instead I live in a rainy country full of fat people in trackies.

I live somewhere hot and sunny, but couldn’t sit outside looking sophisticated while drinking my coffee as there were too many wasps.

If only I could buy some decent houmous. Everywhere round here seems to have run out of the organic stuff, and I can’t possibly have non-organic houmous for my lunch.

You mean you don’t make your own? How frightful.

That egg yolk trick is brilliant, i’ll show that to the Au pair tonight

You mean you don’t make your own? How frightful.

I know, it’s terrible. Since we had to let Consuela go (Austerity measures, such a shame), we’ve had to buy it in. And what with my partner’s yoga classes and my jazz group, we simply don’t have the time to make any ourselves.

That moment when two minutes before you leave the house you realise your iphone battery is on 5% and there’s no time to charge it.