Now there’s a thread title you probably never thought you’d see:

**** OUCH.

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm1313857#figure=f1

I’ll never complain about a sprained ankle ever again 😯

Ouch 😥

What were you googling?

Holy shit. Ouch.

That X-ray would be going straight on my wall.

So, given the lack of avacular necrosis after healing, which I assume is a possible long term complication, (IANAD) the recommendation here is-

If you break some big bits off your leg, try and store them in your ball bag until the surgeons get round to repairs.

Got it.

What was I googling? It was CPD.

I did not need to see that. 😯

Bits of me feel numb

Now that’s going to throb a bit 😆

heh… my right hip looks virtually identical to the x-ray in figure D (‘cept without the metalwork in the pelvis fortunately) 🙂

The femur of the species is deadlier than the male

Terrible pun.

Another reason NOT to ride a motorbike. Maybe abit OT but anyone remember the STWer who loved motorbikes and leftie forks? 🙁

Oooooooof.

A place for everything and everything in its place? NOT.

He’s the original bag and bone man.

Well, he can claim to have briefly had three balls.

I initially thought they’d got something solid stuck up their arse.

Wow – he had a proper boner

Is that a femoral head in your packet..or are you just pleased to see me?

That’s the sort of injury my school games teacher would have insisted could be “walked off”.