This morning I was greeted (yet again) by two giant turds. One in the back garden, one on the front lawn. I have reached the end of my tether regarding dog poop and so I am reaching out to STW for help and advice. And most likely, puns, arguments and animated gifs.
Anyway here are the facts. There are two dirty dogs doing these poos. One is a Labrador which I quite like, and it’s owned by a neighbour who I am friends with and wish to remain so. The other culprit is an Alsatian owned by someone I do not know and have never spoken to, they live about 500 metres away. This dog is actually something of a nuisance having previousky attacked and injured the lab, it attacked an elderly lady walking past and it attacked a mother and two young children. Garda have been out repeatedly and it’s apparently not allowed off their property. Of course I’ve seen it walking around my house most nights when it sets off the lights.
There’s no way I can keep either dog from getting onto my property if they want, and since I don’t want to hurt the lab in any way what are my options regarding dissuading them from crapping on my lawn?
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Eat nothing but all bran for 3 days whilst taking imodium then curl one out on the lawn that is big enough to show your dominance and they wont do it again… trust me
I have a fence, and a hedge. But they sneak in through little gaps. I think what’s going on here is that these two bitches are having a territorial dispute and my garden is no mans land.
jekkyl – Member
Airgun?
Need a firearms licence to own one here. Would cost the same (and require the same application to buy a .22 rifle.
It’s the owners, nothing enrages me more (that’s a lie but it’s right up there) than dog owners who don’t pick up.
It really really grinds me, I have a puppy, he’s about 4 months now, and it’s so easy and cheap to dispose of the poop by carrying some poopie bags, and I’m well aware of how annoying it is to others to get it all over thier shoes or bike tyres.
Bizarrely it’s a problem in my town rather than further out on the canal..
.. That said there is a nature trail nearby and I sat down on the bench only to realise the surrounding floor, and subsequently my shoes were covered in dog crap.
It’s not a dog thing, it’s an irrisponisble dog owner thing.
Yes it is, but they aren’t taking them for walks and not scooping up – they are letting them out for their late night dumps and they are sneaking into my garden. In fairness to the Labrador owner she did spot it doing a poo once and came round with a shovel and got rid but the other crowd…..I suspect they know but don’t care. That being said they could easily deny all knowledge since my house is on up and hill and round a corner from theirs and surrounded by the afformentioned hedge.
What Cloudnine & Jamie said, except take photos of said dogs having dumps.
Take each dump (in bag or otherwise) leave on doorstep/post through letterbox/whatever, with photos as evidence.
I have a fence, and a hedge. But they sneak in through little gaps
the ‘little’ labrador and alsatian sized gaps?
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You’d be surprised what they can get over, or under when correctly motivated. Bottom line is I can’t make my entire property completely dog proof. Nor do I want that hassle.
Every time you need to visit the toilet, go knock on your neighbour’s door, and when he answers it, walk straight past into the loo. Once in place, do your business, avoid any use of air freshener or open windows, and leave.
PIR sensor linked via a relay to a 12v car battery. The relay is attached to an electric car window winder which is in turn linked to a hozelock power activator and either a sprinkler (or in my case, the pressure washer). This rig managed to permanently stop the neighbours cats shitting on my gardens.