……. or it is more comfortable and less messy?

yes, yes ,yes

it must be nice to have a choice 🙂

and less messy?

I think my aim is good enough for messyness not to be a factor. Nowt wrong with sitting down and reading a magazine – people don't usually diturbe you when you're on the toilet.

Only if you tell people…

never understood how blokes can miss. its not that hard to siphon the python accurately, esp with a urinal 4 inches from the big boy. toilet bowl not much harder.

I find it harder to shake off the droplets sitting down. Also not keen on the old chap touching the bottom of the bowl

Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man?(

No.

It means you either have a Prince Albert and it sprays all over the place in 2 directions, or you're so mahoosively obese you can't find the old chap under the rolls of flab that slap on your thighs.

Next!

YES, unless your going for a number 2 and happen to do it at the same time.

Somebody admitted to this at work once, and at that moment what last, feint glimmer of respect I had left for him vanished.
Gone forever, like the remnants of a urinal cake.

Best to sit down if you have had a few two many shandies 😆

Depends how pissed you are.

No idea why you'd do this to be honest. Do you find it hard to aim? Do you struggle to stand for 30 seconds? And it requires forcefully shoving bits below seat level and risks contact with the seat or the edge of the bowl – why would you do it?

reminds me of the episode of curb your enthusiasm when the old boy asks his dad if he will sit down to pee when at their house, because the wife doesn't like it. The old boy turns to him and says "What are you, pussywhipped?"

it was funnier at the time

Means you can sit and read for a minute. difficult to do stood up.

never understood how blokes can miss. its not that hard to siphon the python accurately

Never had a pee post coital? (be it shared or solo) It's like a sprinkler 😆

5 occasions on which I think this may be acceptable…

You're also going for a number two.
It's the middle of the night and you don't want to disturb the mrs by turning bathroom light + fan on.
You only have one leg.
You're leglessly drunk.
You're actually legless.

just piss in the sink. saves water that way, too.

just piss in your pants, save the effort 🙂

At night, I do

Habit I guess from when the kids were younger & I didn't want to put the light on also don't want to wake myself up unduly with too much light
easier to sit than risk it in the dark

When sitting down there is the risk of trapping the "old chap" behind your knee.

What's wrong with you people? Surely I'm not the only person that derives a great deal of satisfaction from drilling and angry torrent of steaming, foaming piss into the centre of the bowl.

There are only 4 valid exuses for a sitdown piss:

1) It's too dark to see where you're aiming
2) The afore-mentioned post coital watering can effect
3) Injury (including the handicap of pre-coitus arousal)
4) Gayness.

always sit down! I view it as having a break…

Means you can sit and read for a minute. difficult to do stood up.

A minute? You have a bladder like an oil tanker or a prostate like a melon.

There are clear advantages in sitting down if it is you that has to keep the toilet clean – no near misses and less 2 secondary splashing to deal with.

Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man

No, it makes you woman, but..

just piss in your pants, save the effort

good point, after all you were going to wash them anyway..

A minute? You have a bladder like an oil tanker or a prostate like a melon.

Genius!!!

PMSL!!!

As long as the loo is left clean, I don't care what you do!

Really, some people do ask the most odd things on here.

Sit everytime! Try wearing a 6mm diameter PA ring!

Its dangerous not to!!

I wonder how many women have tried out of curiosity to pee while standing up ❗

now't wrong with a 'comfy p!ss' now and then.

I wonder how many women have tried out of curiosity to pee while standing up

Do it regularly when out on the trails, well a sort of squat depending on the undergrowth. 😆

I always sit down.

Provided the loo is clean of course, if I'm at some stinking loo in the pub or some such then obviously I'd invoke my manly right to stand.

Don't really understand why anyone wants to stand up to piss.

Main issues are:

• splashback and splatter – go for a piss in a urinal in light coloured chinos, examine chinos afterwards and report back with your findings. 😕

• aim – I'd rather not accidentally piss on my own loo seat as I'm the one that has to clean it. Yes it's not a difficult target but I'm sure we've all experienced the unexpected perpendicular pee, the surprise side stream or the unplanned dribble.

• shaking – so you basically just shake piss all over yourself. Nice. I'll use a bit of paper ta.

• comfort – I'd rather sit down and take the chance to check my email.

😀

What possible benefit is there in standing?

If you suffer from "stage fright" then you might not have any choice! 😳

Ha ha let's all point & laugh at grahams

Ha ha let's all point & laugh at grahams

Don't point your clatty piss-soaked fingers at me 😀

Shibboleth – Member

Missed one.

5. If you are the toilet cleaner.

I note that your homophibic tendancy prevents you from sitting down, alternatively it could be that you have not yet owned up to your true sexuality and would really like to take a seat. Tehe!

I prefer to leave the mark of zorro!

Which actually brings us onto point 2. How irritating is it when you go to the toilet for a leak (standing up), and halfway through realise you need something more solid? You have to do that half shuffle thing, to turn yourself round without splashing everywhere, and it just throws you off your rhythm.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject – guys who undo their belts to use a urinal. wtf?

oh!

I undo my belt when the jeans have button flies.

does this make me gay?