[Closed] Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man?

I reckon he s scruffy git! Bet his GF would not like the idea of washing her face in his urine!

I was once using the urinals in a portakabin style loo at an event and this girl came in and used the urinal next to me. One of those few ocassions when you can't help but look!

All came clear when I saw the length of the queue for the ladies.

Standing up for me, except after a good night's sleep when it's less a sit than a supported handstand

• comfort - I'd rather sit down and take the chance to check my email.

Button flies + 5 pints = mad panic trying undo buttons in toilets

eh? email?

A new form of communication. Sort of like the telegram except it uses internets and binaries instead of wires and morse. I highly recommend it.

A new form of communication. Sort of like the telegram except it uses internets and binaries instead of wires and morse. I highly recommend it.

Overrated.....

I highly recommend it.

Weirdo

What about the p*ss just after a shag? - gotta sit down for that one.
Sit down during the night - it's just easier without the light/fan on. Less chance of a miss.

In the toilet? Seriously?

Umm, yeah?

Not much different from picking a paper/magazine while on the bog surely?

I may also: check on STW posts, answer a text, read facebook or have a quick game of Bejewelled.

How long does it take you to have a pee?
Seriously, if that's what you get up to whilst having a pee, you should think about a medical checkup

Best thread.

[i]he pisses on a sponge and leans over and squeezes it in the sink, the mans a GENIUS[/i]

No he's not, he's revolting...

Main issues are:

• splashback and splatter - go for a piss in a urinal in light coloured chinos, examine chinos afterwards and report back with your findings.

Aim at the right bit of the urinal, however I too believe there's an inherent design flaw in all urinals which I'm currently addressing. Reduce flow speed and you'll reduce spatter. Or is that welding?

• aim - I'd rather not accidentally piss on my own loo seat as I'm the one that has to clean it. Yes it's not a difficult target but I'm sure we've all experienced the unexpected perpendicular pee, the surprise side stream or the unplanned dribble.

A little careful preparation is all that's needed, the same can happen when sat, leading to unknown wetting of trousers when it escapes under the seat. This is worse.

• shaking - so you basically just shake piss all over yourself. Nice. I'll use a bit of paper ta.

I'm starting to get the feeling you really lack coordination.

• comfort - I'd rather sit down and take the chance to check my email.

Phone out while mid-loo use, hygienic.

i would try it but I am not sure the sink would take my weight

Well it's made me the man I am.

lazlo on friday nights:
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Wrong post coffeeking, there's another one about wearing wigs,that's where you put your photo

Ah, thanks for the pointer 😉

You're welcome, and I've always had a thing for redheads myself

I'm not a big fan of the helmet - porcelain interface myself, or the potential for spashback if there is an unexpected flow surge of steaming hot p!$$.

You guys need to practice tensing and holding your pelvic floor muscle. Like women have to after child birth then you would have all the control you need. It's not hard to do, it can be done while in public whilst waiting for a bus nobody knows your doing it go have a go.

Isnt that a whole other subject sturmey?!

Just about being able to control your piss seems to be where this has ended up. I think sitting down reduces your control over time stand up and take control.

What do men do standing up, women do sitting down and dogs do on three legs?

Shake hands.

I'm led to believe that men with enlarged prostates find it easier sitting down

(so, more of a man then? - as the prostate is a male organ)

Trying to undo button fly jeans without undoing belt and top button is nigh-on impossible. Also undoing top button and belt when you have a zip means less chance of catching something in the teeth of said zip... 😯

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I was once using the urinals in a portakabin style loo at an event and this girl came in and used the urinal next to me. One of those few ocassions when you can't help but look!

All came clear when I saw the length of the queue for the ladies.

Have witnessed this myself. Was it ok to have been aroused?

Sit down at night, post sex and 1st thing in morning.

I sit, it's nice to take the time to enjoy the moment. But I'm also the one in the house with loo seat issues (ie not only should the seat be down at all times, but the lid should be down when not in use).

but the lid should be down when not in use

Here, here.

The mrs got told by her doctor that while you can relax your bladder more when you're sitting down you can't empty it properly and that's why woman have more UTIs than men. Don't know how true that is.

It's my "me" time so I take a seat and enjoy the moment. Sometime the outcome is with extras, sometimes it isn't.

Yeah if you're at home then I'll sit down whether having a piss or dropping the kids off as I can catch up on the latest Dirt, MBR or STW. At work I'm in too much of a rush for a sit down

but do you sit or stand before you wee in someones shoes and own them with a pair of bombers?

wise man once said - dont run - walk , dont walk , ride , dont ride , sit !

applies to all but manky public lavvies !

Not laughed so hard in ages.... Top stuff

never really appealed to me, will give it a go later

when drunk

but that's what a Pythagoras piss is designed to deal with?

Also; I have to undo my top button / belt some days as my choice of grundy is an athletic cycling short sort of thing with no fly, and it's far easier then trying to get it over the waistband but under the top button.

i have not laughed this hard for a while, especially when grahams is so worried about his chino splashback! total alan partridge vision popped into my head.

for the record i have not nor will ever sit down for a widdle, its against gods law.

I seem to remember some news story about German law requiring men to sit to piss, but my google-fu is weak and I can't find it.

How long does it take you to have a pee?
Seriously, if that's what you get up to whilst having a pee, you should think about a medical checkup

it literally takes maybe 3 seconds to get my phone out and see if I have any unread mail.
But if I'm on work time I might have a quick game of Bejewelled while I'm sat there 🙂

Aim at the right bit of the urinal, however I too believe there's an inherent design flaw in all urinals which I'm currently addressing

While I'm sure every urinal has a "sweet spot" my chino testing reveals that the only truly effective technique is to stand at an angle and piss slightly sideways, but this does tend to upset the bloke standing next to you.

the same can happen when sat, leading to unknown wetting of trousers

Schoolboy error. You still need to keep a hand on it, lest the beast rise up and brush against the porcelain.

> Shaking..
I'm starting to get the feeling you really lack coordination

The chinos don't lie. Many is the man can be seen walking out of the loo with the wet spot of shame proudly decorating his crotch.

Sitting down provides convenient paper for properly drying your nib before sheathing your quill.

Phone out while mid-loo use, hygienic.

eh? I'm not wiping my arse with it!

In, breeks down, left hand on Mr Thomson, right hand into pocket to retrieve phone.

Operations completed, phone back in pocket, clean up and re-trouser.

No opportunity for a unhealthy micturate/phone interface at all.

any man wearing chinos deserves multiple piss stains

The problem isn't limited to chinos though. Any pair of light-coloured slacks will reveal the same uretic friendly-fire.

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I thought this was a troll until I read the posts.
How bizarre!
Unless you have a medical problem, men stand to urinate.
Collectively. Holding hands (or whatever else comes to hand!).

light-coloured slacks

same rules apply

Class thread - STW is a mine of information.

Took a piss in the train station trough a couple of weeks back, imagine a pretty busy 10+ wide trough.
Obviously we're all eyes down, get on and get out.
Except the guy far right, who (and I wasn't about to start checking out) seemed to be 'shaking' from when I walked in to when I walked out, whilst doing a fair bit of glancing on his part.

same rules apply

Khakis?