Mines having my mouth open wide, sucking in the air, whilst having my tongue stuck out & tapping the sides of my lips. Weird. I don’t think I do it if I’m riding with others, hopefully just a solo thing.

like a gargoyle having an orgasm

what, this one?

http://www.steveflemingphoto.com/photo24200984.html

If it gets to the point when I’d be pulling a that much of a gurn I’d just get off and push.

Grin, grimace, tongue out, squint.

In that order 😆

Like someone having a prostate exam using Nitromoors as lube.

Mouth wide open, tongue out and resting on bottom lip, oddly looks a bit like a demonic grin.

Mouth open, dribble down the left side of my chin…

Like a haunted cave…

I was told that when climbing I look like a TdF winner. Unfortunately the punchline was a link to Chris Froome looking at stems 😡

Stoically steely eyed. Don’t let them see your pain.

a smile surrounded by a sweat drench beard

Like some bad taste Chinese impression from the bad old days of light entertainment.

Following the total closure if both nostrils , it’s the weird sensation of my heart and lungs sitting in my mouth pathetically attempting to do their stuff.
From an outside perspective I probably look like a cod, two minutes after it’s been hauled aboard a trawler.
And then we reach the steep bit.

but with more sweat than most people can muster running down my head into my eyes. usually accompanied with lots of swearing.

pretty much sums it up

Hmmmm… looks like that shark has just eaten a chocolate starfish… 😯

THIS is in my mind on all climbs….and sums it up

i reckon this thread’s responses would fit equally well on a ‘describe your sex face’ thread. (indeed, this thread is much funnier if you imagine that is the title)

Mope, I’m not starting it.

A demented hybrid of Tommy Voekler and the Angus Young guitar solo face 😡

Like someone who’s just noticed blood in the loo.

Not even close to my Rollapaluza face. Enforced sprinting on a fixie on rollers brought out the very worst in me (and nearly the content of my stomach).

Think ” Bulldog licking piss off a thistle” near enough !!

Don’t know how it looks but I tend to get a bit sweary.