collective toothbrushes stuck up my a**ehole

😯

like a wizards sleeve?

Uni rented roomshare with 3 of the dirtiest housemates imaginable. No amount of ballbusting would get them

I must say this confession didn’t end quite the way I was hoping it would 😐

I had a choice…one toothbrush at a time and 3 photos, or all at once and one shot….. 😯

I’ve a mate who always used to leave his phone on the table while in the pub, on one occasion he left his phone and went to the loo. I quickly found my number in his phone book and changed the name to that of his girlfriend. Later when he was at the bar I sent him a text confessing that I’d given him crabs, he saw the message and thought it was from his girlfriend, until he tried to call her and I answered… The look on his face was priceless (he no longer leaves his phone on the table!)

Some of you are just dirty sods…. 🙁

I hope it wasn’t handles first.

My god man what were you thinking.

The thing is you probably can buy cheap fags on the Woolwich ferry.

Spot on- although mostly theyre roll ups, and they smell a bit funny when people smoke em. Jamaican Woodbines maybe?

Could this be extended to valentine confessions or is that too specific?