“I know how you feel, meeting with Chris Grayling always reduces me to that”

Stolen off of twitter;

“…and if we removed the non-dom status, we’d lose entrepreneurs like this William Wonka.”

“…but the slipper didn’t fit, so Cinderella returned to a cruel life of toil. Which is fair, as she’s a commoner”

This is next year’s national curriculum and the list of kings of England you have to memorize

(little bit of politics there)

“If you want a vision of the future, imagine a human face stamping on a book, forever”

“Bring me another i need more lifeforce”

“Seriously, will you just piss off, people are looking at me”

“And so the hard working home owning little pigs were smashed under the hammer of austerity whilst the big fat wolf devoured everything they owned and had worked for imprisoning their offspring to eternal servitude tethered to yoke of crushing debt so the wolfs bloated following could roll around in their own shit, squealing and hating foreigners.

The End”

“DO you like this book? Good. Well you’ll have to look after it because it’s the last one your school will be getting for while.”

“Under a Labour government there will be no free eye tests for short-sighted children.”

Cameron: ‘So if you buy 24 loaves of bread, and 50% of your purchase is charged at 50% rrp, whilst the other 50% is charged at full rrp, then how much change would you have left to buy more loaves to give to the foodbank?’

Girl: ‘How much is one loaf of bread at full price?’

Cameron: ‘I really, I er…’

Girl: *thunk*

Cameron leafs through the Bumper Pop-Up Book of Vulnerable Demographics Yet To Be Exploited.

Farage complains about Cameron’s Albino Coconut Shy display.

“Head, book, book, head… not like this… just like that… ah-hahah”

“See Dick run. Run, Dick, run!” read David, 48, from London.

Once I left you in a bloody pub! Once! Now behave your self!

“What do you mean you don’t like the Ladybird book of Thatcherism?”

“Stop complaining and read your book or I’ll get more Araldite.”

This Voldemorte guy seems like quite the nice fellow, for a commoner.

The big magnet surpise went badly for the little girl with braces.

Yes, and might well you bow your head in shame. A demnim Jacket to school? Good god, who’s your father Rick F*cking Parfitt?

Why didn’t daddy train me to be an assassin like that nice girl in kickass?

Errrrr

Thick cut.

Fwiw she’s on her Easter hols and was at school as part an activity day, hence she was wearing her own choice of clothes.

Anyway, as you were!

if it’s an stwers child then;

‘ look how many spacers they’ve got under that stem!’

Has that ****ing Tory **** ****ed the **** off yet?

I could be drinking cider down the park but instead I’m stuck here with this numpty.

“This punishment is worse than the nursery taking my dinner away…”

Worlds worst sniper strikes again.

‘Ed Balls has taken all my pocket money’

Gove told me I wouldn’t need any training to do this teaching job. It’s not as easy as I thought!!

Fwiw she’s on her Easter hols and was at school as part an activity day, hence she was wearing her own choice of clothes.

Anyway, as you were!

I don’t get it!

Drac

You might want to look at njeee20 link

David Cameron sends girl to sleep with extracts from his favourite book of fairytales and tall story’s.
Otherwise known as the conservative manifesto.

You might want to look at njeee20 link

Woooooooooosh!

“…so you see a massive increase in food bank use is actually a sign that our welfare reforms are working”

This year the school is play is going to be a production of The Breakfast Club 🙂

Drac – Moderator
Fwiw she’s on her Easter hols and was at school as part an activity day, hence she was wearing her own choice of clothes.
Anyway, as you were!

I don’t get it!

In the words of Darth Vader ‘I am your her Father’

“You tidy up and I’ll eat the pudding..”

“Singletrack mag are reviewing £1200 wheels again Dave, I’ve had enough.”

“My dad’s Singletrack sub arrived this morning… mmmmm smell the ink”