Call me eccentric,

Say I’ve no taste, say I’ve gone mad but – 8pm BBC3 tonight from Glastonmuddy…

MWAH!

Sorry, but unless your a member of the inbred upper classes you don’t qualify as eccentric!

Although I do find her strangely attractive (until she opens her mouth)!

Who is it?

And is that her natural hair colour?

Lily Allen is my guilty secret crush. Guilty because I’m well aware that she’s a bit of a moron, but mmmmmmmm.

Who is it?

Lily Allen

And is that her natural hair colour?

Yes

as long as collars match the cuffs.

Well, I think she’s a very clever young lady who writes engaging and pithy and sometimes challenging lyrics to mostly sprightly songs, projecting a great deal of insouciance as well as looking, well… “yummy” covers it I think. 😉 😀

Lilly Allen is not a moron. and I have fancied her for ages 😳

She looks like her dad.
I bet her voice is brilliant live*

*sarcastic

She’s a cuty, no issues there, but cooky? I’m not a fan of cooky women.

I’m not a fan of cooky women

Like Delia Smith?

For me its all about Dolly?

trevron73 – Member
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Dude, she’s dead, let her go

legend – Member
let her go

That’s exactly what the farmer said.

“Alfie”

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother’s in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it’s nearly half past three
He can’t be bothered cos he’s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he’d like a cup of tea,
I can’t even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don’t understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there’s no need to swear,
Please don’t despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it’s a brand new day,
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there’s some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I’m feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you’ll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I’m trying to help you out so can you stop being a ****.
It’s time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don’t despair
Please don’t despair
Mon frere

A typical example.
She’s a lyrical genius with the the monotonic tones of a walrus.

Oh do shut up iolo

“Air Balloon”

Somebody remind me where I am
Miami or Timbuktu?
Did I ever tell you my uncle’s monkey ran away from the zoo?
Would you tell me what this all means?
What happens if I go through that door?
Cause I’m looking up at the ceiling, but it’s turning into the floor

When I’m bored, I, kinda drift away,
I’m not sure, quite, why we work all day
I’ve been thinking, and I’ve got this plan

Let’s go, right now

Come meet me in the sky I’ll be waiting for you
And we can’t hear what they say
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha
Sing, sing along, along any song you want to
Now we’re so high, it can’t rain
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha ha

Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm
Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm

I don’t like dropping names but Kurt Cobain is all in my face
How the hell am I gonna tell him Elvis already took first base?
And then out of the blue this cruise is losing altitude, all we need
Is a little more elevation, take me back to where I can breathe.

When I’m bored, I, kinda drift away
I’m not sure, quite, why we work all day
I’ve been thinking, and I’ve got this plan

Let’s go, right now

Come meet me in the sky I’ll be waiting for you
And we can’t hear what they say
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha
Sing, sing along, along any song you want to
Now we’re so high, it can’t rain
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha ha

Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm
Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm
Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm
Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na… mmm

Shake it, sh- shake it now
Gimme, gi-gimme, gimme some
Sailing sa-sailing through the clouds
Trippin’ trip trip trip it now

Shake it, sh- shake it now
Gimme, gi-gimme, gimme some
Sailing sa-sailing through the clouds
Trippin’ trip trip trip it now

Come meet me in the sky I’ll be waiting for you
And we can’t hear what they say
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha
Sing, sing along along any song you want to
Now we’re so high it can’t rain
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha

Come meet me in the s… Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha
Come meet me in the s… Na na n-n-na na na, na na n-n-na
Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon, ha ha

Here’s more recent lyrical genious. I sense sadness pigface. Is everything ok?

Ha ha using the psycological defence eh iolo, well you will be well versed in it. Not sad at all but dont see the point of putting lyrics up as a way of saying how much you dont like Lily Allen. Who claimed she was any kind of writing genius?

Put any lyrics up and most will be utter tosh with out the music, Love Me Do is hardly at the vanguard of writing but is regarded by many as being a great song.

Very talented young lady……

She does look like a My Little Pony on the OP picture though.

But I agree with most here – she is very attractive. But then I also think Bjork is (well was) very sexy so perhaps I am not the best judge.

Bjork was gorgeous. Mad as a box of frogs. I loved her stuff in Sugarcubes. Very strange but very good.

Ah crazy crazy Bjork. OK Sugarcubes fans. Does anyone remember one of their songs being used in a Land Rover ad? What was it?

Lily Allen writes like a kid, sings like a kid and looks like a kid.
How Bjork has been mentioned in the same thread is beyond me. World’s apart in every way. Oh, they have both got black hair (in it’s natural state!), I suppose.

What is that purple thing? 😯

Bjork is fine but getting weirder as days go by … 😮

legend – Member

Dude, she’s dead, let her go

Well the good thing about Dolly is you can always make another one

as long as collars match the cuffs

I prefer cuff-less…

Well, I just caught the last few songs of her set on Beeb3. Thought it seemed a bit disappointing – how was the rest of it?

Was she the gormless bint prattling on, on the telly earlier? Pink in places. Couldn’t string 2 words together. Thick as a railway sleeper.

Liking Mark’s comment at the end of the other thread. Don’t need people like that on this forum. cheers Mark.

Lily Allen is very lovely indeed. She’s bloody brilliant live! Lots of banter with the crowd, and obviously loves being on stage, as opposed to a lot of people who seem to regard it as a chore.

If you missed it yesterday Wopster, she was onDesert Island Discs

She was funny, intelligent, and really interesting! And has got seriously good taste in music. Whats not to like?

Lilly’s set after the thunder storm was great.

There are some idiotic things on this thread, but I’m too knackered to even be bothered with it now. Her music isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, fair enough, but the sort of tasteless moronic stuff about her looks or collers and cuffs 🙄 makes you look like a sexist idiot.