Updating David Bowies song.
What’s the best thing about being a man?
Pissing against trees is a good one.

I can do that, try harder 😆

Pocket Billiards FTW

the ability to do somthing as stupid as this, then inform the world about it.. http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0

Competitive farting

Z1ppy that is qualiteeee

open things
reach things
fix things
un-freeze frozen freehubs from 3′ away

Must be weird having a thingy, does it not get in the way? 😳 😆

does it not get in the way

Only when putting my socks on

Stoner – obviously six toed?

does it not get in the way

Better believe it, bee-atch.

does it not get in the way

In the way of what?

Just drape it around your neck.

Where do you put it? I mean, is it not uncomfy?

Where do you put it?

to the left, or the right, depending on what you told your tailor.

Where do you put it? I mean, is it not uncomfy?

I imagine it’s about as uncomfortable as having breasts, no?

I imagine it’s about as uncomfortable as having breasts, no?

As far as Ive gleaned from her posts, emsz probably wouldnt know about that 😉

Last time I looked mine weren’t between my legs, so no not really 😆

Edit: **** off stoner 🙂

does it not get in the way?

Can do, especially if it shifts position mid bike ride. As for where do you put it, normally it just goes whichever side it likes, for cycling I tend to point it skyward initially then let it settle.

for cycling I tend to point it skyward initially then let it settle.

cue *the* picture

polish?

Must be weird having a thingy, does it not get in the way?

Must be weird not having a thingy, what do you scratch whilst walking to the bathroom first thing in the morning?

polish?

you saying they needed buffing?

Where do you put it?

I know that some classes may not have seemed that relevant to you at school emsz, but really?

I mean, is it not uncomfy?

Errrm, I’ve often wondered this.

I was gonna write something then, but I’ll be banned if this goes any further LOL

IHN my bum 🙂

does it not get in the way?

Not really but landing on the chaps when jumping back on the saddle wrong in a cyclocross race is not one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. 😯

if this goes any further

You know we both want it to…

Mmmm, think this thread could result in multiple bans soon!

Was always worried about getting one in there from a big nasty fast bowler it must be said……

IHN my bum

I had to read back then to check which question you were asking. I thought there was going to be a stampede.

landing on the nose of the saddle hurts like a bitch. 🙁

Yeti, in your dreams lol

does it not get in the way

Definitely, we must have all caught a testicle getting up from the sofa or even a slight flick, cue disproportionate throbbing and head ache.

*dreams of emsz being banned*

ok, couldn’t resist – best bits would be…

1. Strength – everything is really heavy when you have (much) less!!
2. “Robustness” – you bounce off things without it hurting quite so much. Oh – and you don’t bruise anywhere near as much!!

err – that’s about it. Sounds like a poor deal to me!!

Rachel

One of the most uncomforable things was starting a rowing race with one of your boys not quite adjusted right.

Basically, you can feel it being squashed by your legs at the end of each stroke because there’s no way to adjust once the race has started without actually stopping (which is basically impossible in anything other than a single scull). If it happens, you know that you’ve got at least 6/20 minutes of discomfort ahead before you even consider the pain from the race itself 😯

we must have all caught a testicle getting up from the sofa

I don’t even know where to begin with this, but I’m sure as hell never sitting on your sofa.

you can feel it being squashed by your legs at the end of each stroke

Now, I’m sure that’s happened to all of us.

Ever caught one in the runners, clubber? 😯

Cougar – LOL erm… yeah… 🙂

DS – No – not even when nude rowing but then I’m not old enough that they have that much freedom of movement…

Nude rowing!! 😯 ooookkkkk then lol

Thanks yeti 🙄

Try googling it 🙂

Women nude rowing is much more entertaining from pretty much any perspective 😀

as for where one puts it, to be fair mine somehow finds a cubbyhole deep inside me on cold rides and it’s dashed difficult finding and extracting the fella later on. so no, it doesn’t get in the way much