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  • Blood in yer spaff?
  • Houns
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    For a few weeks now I’ve had blood in my man juice. Obviously not a nice thing so went and had it checked out.

    I carried my full, still warm specimen pot aloft with pride through my local hospital for testing, alas they found nothing wrong (this was about 6 weeks ago).

    Everything was fine for a while after, back to finest full fat colour…. However a couple of weeks ago the blood came back, much worse this time (more like raspberry jam instead of pearl jam).

    I’ve been to the Drs again and have an appointment at the GUM clinic for a full mot down there (had one in December and everything came back clear) later this week.

    So, has anyone else had this problem? What was it diagnosed as?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    *puts down brunch*

    Houns
    Full Member

    You mind if I have it? Feeling peckish

    wwaswas
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    fair play to you for not registering a new login for this one.

    I had blood in my wee recently as a result of a kidney infection – is your wee ok?

    I suspect your prostate will be feelign the rubber glove of discomfort fairly soon.

    hora
    Free Member

    Have you had your Prostate checked? I imagine you will have. You don’t have to be in your 50’s to have issues.

    All the best though Houns.

    teasel
    Free Member

    Reading that made my willy hurt very slightly…

    DezB
    Free Member

    Raspberry jam on toast anyone?

    Houns
    Full Member

    Pee is fine as far as I can tell, though this will be teste d at the gum clinic

    Nah not ashamed of it, can’t help it

    allthepies
    Free Member

    <politely refuses clotted cream and jam scone>

    Houns
    Full Member

    Cheers Hora

    The only prostrate checking I’ve had done has been either by myself or my gf

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    My muller corner has just been filed under Clinical Waste……. 😯

    fair play to you sir for fronting up with this one …

    hora
    Free Member

    Thank you for having the guts to talk about it.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Lol @ captain carbon

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    They had this an embarrassing bodies the other week. Have a look on the Ch4 website as I can remember what they said… other than I imagine you’d know if you’d taken a blow to the area.

    Fair play to you for talking openly about it.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Cheers tsy, I’ll go check it out

    I’ve not hid the fact on here on various threads about testicular cancer in the past, that I have a lump on one of the boys. This is/was a cyst, it has been aching a little so must be related to this

    hora
    Free Member

    Slightly off topic but how did you find out? Are you the sort who likes to uzzi the lot around onto the lady, pillows/sheets and wall? 😆 😯

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Very much lol at captain carbon

    Houns
    Full Member

    I thought it tasted funny when she snowballed me

    DezB
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    Please don’t answer Hora’s question. [edit]ah, too late 🙁 I was hoping to stick with my imagination’s answer)

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Please don’t answer Hora’s question.

    just too late…

    Houns
    Full Member

    What was your imaginations answer?!

    soobalias
    Free Member

    having blood pouring from the ‘old chap’ is one of the worst sights a man can see.

    [/PA]

    DezB
    Free Member

    What was your imaginations answer?

    I’d rather keep that to myself. But it was far more er.. medical.

    uphillcursing
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    Have you ever seen the old Physics teachers trick of filling a bottle with steam and having air pressure pull a hard boiled egg inside as it condenses?
    I am thinking Houns did not have a hard boiled egg to hand.

    Houns
    Full Member

    😯

    hora
    Free Member

    Looking at the stats its a tiny risk for <50yrs but I’d rather it was focused on/looked into to rule out earlier rather than later.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Prostrate cancer is what saw my Grandad off so always aware of symptoms

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    Of course I wish Houns all the best and hope for a happy outcome.

    almightydutch
    Free Member

    I had the rasperry jam a couple of years ago. Well more like bright red porridge to be honest. Cue Air Ambulance ride to Countess of Chester hospital where another half pint came out too.

    In all fairness i had just highsided my race bike at Oulton park and it later turned out i’d punctured my kidney and severly bruised bowels.

    You’ll be fine!!

    Houns
    Full Member

    Just hope I don’t have to have a camera up there…. They’d have to find it first

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    No prizes for guessing where this goes.

    Houns
    Full Member

    It’s a toothbrush, please tell me it is

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    Sadly mate it will not reach your teeth no matter how hard the Sonographer pushes.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Well no amount of red headed lesbian pron is going to make it reappear for some time

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    Houns, that is not for the frontal areas. They average about 15-18mm in diameter. You just made my eyes water!

    Houns
    Full Member

    Oops ha ha!

    project
    Free Member

    Great to see men talking about mens problems in an open and sometimes funny way, well done that man.

    Best wishes with the treatment.

    DrP
    Full Member

    Probably GAIDS.

    DrP

    hora
    Free Member

    Giraffe AID’s? Thats a new strain.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Good Aids? Phew!

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