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For a few weeks now I've had blood in my man juice. Obviously not a nice thing so went and had it checked out.
I carried my full, still warm specimen pot aloft with pride through my local hospital for testing, alas they found nothing wrong (this was about 6 weeks ago).
Everything was fine for a while after, back to finest full fat colour.... However a couple of weeks ago the blood came back, much worse this time (more like raspberry jam instead of pearl jam).
I've been to the Drs again and have an appointment at the GUM clinic for a full mot down there (had one in December and everything came back clear) later this week.
So, has anyone else had this problem? What was it diagnosed as?
*puts down brunch*
You mind if I have it? Feeling peckish
fair play to you for not registering a new login for this one.
I had blood in my wee recently as a result of a kidney infection - is your wee ok?
I suspect your prostate will be feelign the rubber glove of discomfort fairly soon.
Have you had your Prostate checked? I imagine you will have. You don't have to be in your 50's to have issues.
All the best though Houns.
Reading that made my willy hurt very slightly...
Raspberry jam on toast anyone?
Pee is fine as far as I can tell, though this will be teste d at the gum clinic
Nah not ashamed of it, can't help it
<politely refuses clotted cream and jam scone>
Cheers Hora
The only prostrate checking I've had done has been either by myself or my gf
My muller corner has just been filed under Clinical Waste....... 😯
fair play to you sir for fronting up with this one ...
Thank you for having the guts to talk about it.
Lol @ captain carbon
They had this an embarrassing bodies the other week. Have a look on the Ch4 website as I can remember what they said... other than I imagine you'd know if you'd taken a blow to the area.
Fair play to you for talking openly about it.
Cheers tsy, I'll go check it out
I've not hid the fact on here on various threads about testicular cancer in the past, that I have a lump on one of the boys. This is/was a cyst, it has been aching a little so must be related to this
Slightly off topic but how did you find out? Are you the sort who likes to uzzi the lot around onto the lady, pillows/sheets and wall? 😆 😯
Very much lol at captain carbon
I thought it tasted funny when she snowballed me
Please don't answer Hora's question. [edit]ah, too late 🙁 I was hoping to stick with my imagination's answer)
[i]Please don't answer Hora's question.[/i]
just too late...
What was your imaginations answer?!
having blood pouring from the 'old chap' is one of the worst sights a man can see.
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[i]What was your imaginations answer?[/i]
I'd rather keep that to myself. But it was far more er.. medical.
Have you ever seen the old Physics teachers trick of filling a bottle with steam and having air pressure pull a hard boiled egg inside as it condenses?
I am thinking Houns did not have a hard boiled egg to hand.
😯
Looking at the stats its a tiny risk for <50yrs but I'd rather it was focused on/looked into to rule out earlier rather than later.
Prostrate cancer is what saw my Grandad off so always aware of symptoms
Of course I wish Houns all the best and hope for a happy outcome.
I had the rasperry jam a couple of years ago. Well more like bright red porridge to be honest. Cue Air Ambulance ride to Countess of Chester hospital where another half pint came out too.
In all fairness i had just highsided my race bike at Oulton park and it later turned out i'd punctured my kidney and severly bruised bowels.
You'll be fine!!
Just hope I don't have to have a camera up there.... They'd have to find it first
No prizes for guessing where this goes.
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It's a toothbrush, please tell me it is
Sadly mate it will not reach your teeth no matter how hard the Sonographer pushes.
Well no amount of red headed lesbian pron is going to make it reappear for some time
Houns, that is not for the frontal areas. They average about 15-18mm in diameter. You just made my eyes water!
Oops ha ha!
Great to see men talking about mens problems in an open and sometimes funny way, well done that man.
Best wishes with the treatment.
Probably GAIDS.
DrP
Giraffe AID's? Thats a new strain.
Good Aids? Phew!
i snapped my banjo string a few years back. i was shocked when i realised it wasn't her blood, as was she. blood all over the sheets. i ended up missing my flight because i was sat in the bath running cold water over my john until the blood clotted and it stopped bleeding.
good luck, houns.
I have nothing constructive to add, but wanted to say that I can't read the title of this thread without hearing it in Gazza's voice to the tune of "Fog on the Tyne."
And now, probably, nor will anyone else.
Hope it's nothing serious, matey.
I've had this a few times over the years....tbh I just put it down to to much masterbation and laid off and it all went away.
Thankyou for sharing, seeing as how we're in the sharing mood.
amenhaving blood pouring from the 'old chap' is one of the worst sights a man can see.
Distressing isn't it Alpin
Over-training?