Although all of the bellends mentioned above are worthy candidates,
I can't vote for anyone else but Ullrich Mellinghoff as Overall Total Bellend of the year after reading that first link from Nick.
If we decide to have some minor awards for sub-categories then how about ( with my nominations in brackets):
Young Bellend of the year - The London Rioters/Trainer Looters
Sports Bellend of the year - England's Great John Terry
Political Bellend of the year - CallMeDave&SelloutNick [an insepperable double-ended joint award]
Lifetime Achievement in Bell-Endery - Rupert Murdoch
Singletrack Bellend of the year - ?