I nominate in first place
Ullrich Mellinghoff, head of safety for Mercedes Benz, for, allegedly spouting the pish that has been quoted here and seized upon by
my second place, Phil Flanders, who as head of the Road Haulage Association can be contacted quite easily if you want to.
Surely it would be this wally.
Although his one redeeming moment was sticking two fingers up at the EU....
I think we should be looking a lot closer to home
Although his one redeeming moment was sticking two fingers up at the EU....
Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party's funds. Hmm....
Why is this in the biking forum?
Because the idiots in question were talking about cyclists?
Sorry if this some how offends you.
In a bike forum related theme
I nominate CRC
Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party's funds. Hmm....
Why don't we re-name it the CallmeDave Bellend of the year award...
Come on, Fin Du Cloche please, it ads a bit of elegence to the whole process...
Surely it has to be George "there is no Plan B" Osborne?
Or completely f*cking Britain for the sake of the financial sector. Who happen to contribute over half of his party's funds. Hmm....
Ah, you see your friends Bliar and Brown would like you to see this figure that they left you with:
-£1,000,000,000,000.
Yes, thats a minus at the front.
Piers Moron
Anyone who cares about Piers Morgan.
After much consideration.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_pc5hnrMg
The award goes to the marketing department, the film production company, the actors, and anyone who's drunk or considered drinking the stuff after watching the ad.
Although all of the bellends mentioned above are worthy candidates,
I can't vote for anyone else but Ullrich Mellinghoff as Overall Total Bellend of the year after reading that first link from Nick.
If we decide to have some minor awards for sub-categories then how about ( with my nominations in brackets):
Young Bellend of the year - The London Rioters/Trainer Looters
Sports Bellend of the year - England's Great John Terry
Political Bellend of the year - CallMeDave&SelloutNick [an insepperable double-ended joint award]
Lifetime Achievement in Bell-Endery - Rupert Murdoch
Singletrack Bellend of the year - ?
Piers M, same as last year.
the OP's link to Mellinghoff is taking me to the Phil Flanders article. 
Struggling to see past the Murdochs collectively.
Lifetime achievement award goes to Piers Morgan.
Woppit +1
(That's not a vote for Woppit BTW but a concurring vote with Woppit's choice 
)
Is that Bob Crowe?
dd
the phil flanders article second paragraph "on your bike" is the relevant part
@ loum, ah yes, I see now. D'oh. 
GW
I think Bob Crow desrves a special award for so successfully pissing off narrow-minded selfish Little Englanders who think that their need to get to work is far more important than the needs of those who get them there and are charged with ensuring their safety, to protect their livelihoods and ensure decent working conditions (not to mention the continued safety of those who rely on the service they provide). 
In fact it pleases me immensely when such selfish Little Englanders are inconvenienced by the actions of those they clearly have little or no respect for. Even better if they are inconvenienced financially. 
Bob Crow rocks. Top bloke.
Where is my nomination? I have worked hard for it
*sulks*
Thing is though Teej; many of those voting for you would in fact be more deserving of it themselves....
You're not a bellend, you're just a very naughty boy. Other than being a bit nasty to a few people (and frustrating others) I can't see that you've caused any harm as the others above have.
Sorry
allthepies - Member
Woppit +1(That's not a vote for Woppit BTW but a concurring vote with Woppit's choice )
At least I'd win SOMEthing...
I would like to nominate everyone who voted Tory and who still refuses to repent for it.
Where is my nomination? I have worked hard for it
It wouldn't be a competition if you were allowed to enter. 
I'd split the prize as there are so many to choose from: Cameron, Osborne, Gove, Clarkson, Pickles.
Clarkson, massive cock that he is.
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