oh no!! My ironometer broke!
That's bbecause there is no such thing and you've bin sold some pice of useless tat what don't do nuffink by some shyster. You've bin knocked!
And you know it really but you're too ashamed to see it.
I don't think I am that important. If I left STW tomorrow the difference would be small
No way! You are one of the most entertaining characters on here! Like SFB and Ernie, who have been most conspicuous by their absence lately. If you ask me the forum is nothing without it's main characters. Bit like EastEnders. Imagine if it was just Big Ron and that other bloke off the market? Ittud be well boring. Nah, we want our Fayt Payt and our Grunt Mitchells and Dot Cottons and the Slutter family and that!
Who's the Nick Cotton of STW?



