Just witnessed an 'almost' stand up fight between a German and an English contractor (not me, honest) disputing who's fault it was.

They had both started off with facts, reasons and excuses and then the German said 'Are you Welsh?'

Other guy 'No. Why?'

'I thought all the w@nkers in the UK were Welsh'

Other guy stands the mouth opening and closing like a goldfish while he tries to work out what was said. Absolute class moment. Sorry if any Welsh are offended but it wasn't me who said it. Still slightly giggling to myself though.

**wipes drink off monitor**

😉

Shouldn't that be vankers?

🙄

My sides are spliting 😆

NOw thats funny

German with a sense of humour shocker…

Are you a pole-vaulter?

No I'm German but how did you know my name was Walter?

im a sheepshagger and find that funny as ****.

i guess we do have the hardest and best soldiers and a shit hot young football team that will win the world cup in 2014 so you can't blame Geman guy for being a bit p*ssed off 😉

Just remind him that while they may beat us at our national game, we absolutely stuff them at theirs.

Usual response is, a puzzled look, and when did you beat us?

Answer, 1918 and 1945!