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[Closed] Advice on the correct facial expression whilst in the saddle

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This thorny question has been troubling me for some time, so I thought I'd as the STW community for advice and recommendations.

I pass this guy every morning on my commute to work and every evening on the return route. Let me say straight off that - being a road/promenade/bit of woodland combo - the route exerts minimal demands on the cyclist's skills and certainly nothing that you could consider worthy of zen-esque MTB concentration.

Which is why this guy fascinates me so much. He's kitted out in all-terrain, his wheels are Specialized. And his face is a picture of grim 'watch out for the rock/ravine/abyss/whatever' concentration. It's the kind of look you see on MTB/DH mag covers. It looks as if he has practiced the look in the bathroom mirror.

Needless to say. he does not return my cheerful smile.

So, have I got it wrong? is there some MTB brotherhood code of behaviour I don't know about? Should I assume the FACE?

Your replies are appreciated and, hopefully, I won't look like such an idiot on the ride home.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 11:05 am
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Maybe he's blind


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:03 pm
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Just turn the other cheek.

Or jam a stick in his spokes.

Or blow a kiss at him.

Or wink, with a hankie hanging out of your back pocket.

The possibilities are endless.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:05 pm
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Maybe it's a look of disgust as he thinks you too look like a ****?


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:06 pm
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Southern Yeti, you could be right... unfortunately, I do look like a ****

It's a burden.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:13 pm
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It's a cross many of us have to bear... you have my sympathy.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:15 pm
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Camo16, a good face is as important as a good bike.

I suggest: serious, focused, but approachable.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:17 pm
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Does he do the same ride as you, though?

I get the occasional odd look on my commute through town - full mtb kit on fully off-road specced & tyred mountain bike. Baggies (over tights in winter), glasses, camelbak... and in the wet, a full splattering of mud ๐Ÿ˜‰

Now, the last (or first on the way home) 7 miles are on cycle paths / in town, and warrant the odd looks...

... the first 7 miles are on country lanes, up the local mountain and down through a lovely forest / old quarry section ๐Ÿ˜€ hence being all geared up for mountain biking, even on my commute

Facial expressions range from the angry (WTF car driver ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ), delighted (ohhh, look at [i]that[/i]) to clamped up lungs about to burst exhausted


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:20 pm
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ima, I'm intrigued. What does serious, focused and approachable look like? Pics appreciated.

I've been thinking about the bike so much, I guess I've forgotten to think about my face.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:21 pm
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serious, focused and approachable

It can only be Blue Steel

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Posted : 20/07/2011 12:27 pm
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That's a good look, woody.

I'm sneaking off to the office bathroom mirror to get some practice in. I might be some time. But I'll look better when I get back.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:30 pm
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similar facial expression to a guitarist going for the big solo ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:35 pm
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I imagined this
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(Apologies to thisissheffield.co.uk for nicking their pic)


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 12:46 pm
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By gad, DezB, that is the FACE!

Looks better on dirt than on asphalt, though! A bit much for the road, you think?

Following Woody's recommendation, I now look like Ben Stiller posing for The Scream.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 1:03 pm
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sir, you raise an important question... one a lot of cyclists forget to consider when out on the bike.

i hope the following help you chose:

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Posted : 20/07/2011 1:11 pm
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philconsequence ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 1:14 pm
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I'd like to add
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Posted : 20/07/2011 1:28 pm
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Woody. Blue steel is out and magnum is in:
It goes a little something like this!
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A face only a mother could love ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 1:29 pm
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Facial expression is important, here are a couple to avoid. However it also proves that it does not make you a bad rider

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and

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Posted : 20/07/2011 1:33 pm
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Posted : 20/07/2011 1:56 pm
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Its normally my orgasm face.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 2:03 pm
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aaah.. err, I thought that was what the title of the thread was referring to.. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 2:05 pm
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Posted : 20/07/2011 2:07 pm
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Its normally my orgasm face.

I fear that may be what Yunki posted too


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 2:08 pm
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Well this has been very educational. There's clearly more to this face business than I thought. So, I'll be gurning on my way home tonight. Clown face make-up already applied. Nice one.


 
Posted : 20/07/2011 3:04 pm