So I know that the 5th anniversary is traditionally signified by a wooden gift. Now I’m assuming Mrs bigG isn’t going to be overly impressed by a rolling pin, or a set of coasters and I can’t even imagine the painful splinters I’ll endure trying to extract them from my bodily orifices if I try to give her either.
So, any helpful wooden related suggestions for an anniversary gift?
One other thing, the anniversary is on Friday and in my usual lame way with these things I’ve left it to the last minute.
(Please no references to giving her my wood fnarr fnarr, that’s already part of my plan, and hopefully hers)