Fresh Goods Friday 699 - The From Thin Air Edition

Hello, welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 699, your police crime show

I'm Amanda from Tadmorden. Someone has stolen all the fresh goods. Well, actually no, but there aren't any fresh goods

There are. Oh, that's Amanda and I'm Hannah. They've not been stolen, that sounds really bad

They've not arrived yet. As always, we're filming just before the post arrives and then we're going to act surprised when it all turns up after the video

I hope so. Yeah, or it could just be Easter holiday lore. Yeah

So, yeah, we do have this. These turned up the other week

Yes. Should we start with the fold and roll? So these, there are three colours. We've got an orange one in the box that I won't open

And the fold and roll is for carrying. Well, is it for carrying clothing? Anything you want, really. So

It's got instructions written on it. It's cotton. And it's one of those things that's a really clever design that you would immediately forget how to use it if it wasn't labelled. So

Say you go in travelling and you've got your backpack and it's got crumbs in the bottom and some mud and all the things that you're likely to have in the bottom of your bag

But you want to keep your clothes clean. You'd put anything, you don't even have to fold it

Put your clothes in the middle and then we've got one. Fold your clothes onto here. Done

Two, fold this edge to here. Three, this one to here. I've put too much in. Oh

Maybe you do have to fold them so it fits. So, you fold that one in there and then you've got roll from here

Hang on, you made a dog. I have made a dog. It's Jess. Wow

Nobody can see that. Hang on. Hmm. That's Jess the dog. And then roll me

Keep rolling. Good work. Oh, it's a motivational tidying thing. And then pull here so that you can tuck your roll into the pocket. So

And then you've got. A curled up Jess. I've not done one of these for a while

So, that was me doing it by instruction. So, let's do it more natural

Oh, no, I need to get on a train and I need to keep these jeans that are already dirty

away from all the crumbs in my bag. So. Okay. Ta-da! And then

Now you put that in your bag. Right. But you could use it for other things like

I would put all my sleeping stuff if I was going bikepacking

including like all the bits and bobs like your eye mask and your Sertraline and your earplugs

I'd just put it all in one of these. So, you know, it's all in one place

They are £30, but if you are a member, they are £25

I've just seen Emily Chappell packing her bags for going on an expedition on her bike

And she's put everything in colour-coded dry bags. Oh. So that she knows what's in every dry bag

but you could do it with this. Yeah. Instead. Let's go again

You can see how bad I am at folding here. Oh, you can't do the ninja fold

I can't do the ninja fold either. I actually used to be able to do that

back when I worked at a football club and I used to fold jerseys. Oh

There, I made that one. That one's much neater. Yeah. Blue for neatness

Pink for chaos. So these are available in the single track shop right now

Yes, they are. Also available in the single track shop is decorative sandpaper

I think, is this to put on your worktop so you don't need to find the scrap of sandpaper

You've just already got it out. Oh, it's for like a nail bar

Massive nail bar. Oh. Now, I'm in DIY mode. I've been doing DIY

I actually think that would be good to put on a worktop. You know when you just need a bit of

you've just, you know, got a rough edge to something you're making. You can just go and carry on

Well, you can do that if you want or you can put it on your skateboard

which is what it's meant for. Skateboard grip tape. Other ways to injure yourself

Said like we've all got a skateboard. Available in the single track shop

Yeah. So I've been, yeah, as I said, I've been in DIY mode

I've been on holiday painting stripes on my wall. Not an April Fool, not with stripey paint

Can we put a picture of the stripes in here? We can. There's a lot of them

There was a stage while I was painting it where I looked at it and it made my eyes kind of strobe

because I hadn't yet got all the colours in and there was something to do with the pattern that was there

that it went a bit weird. And then probably a career highlight

Definitely a decorating career highlight. Guy Kesteven was scrolling through Instagram and he thought he'd come to Gary Fisher's Instagram

and it wasn't, it was my living room. Wow. Peaked there. Peaked, yeah

So yeah, stripes on my wall. That's new. Stripes on my new dress

Yeah, I like it. Stripes on my old phone. That's something that's coming today. Ready? Ready

Everyone goes blind. I'll cover it back up. It's been like that for a year

So yeah, I bought myself a new phone which is coming today. So maybe that will be

Yeah, that will be the fresh good. And then behind us, no stripes, but spackles

is this Scott... I forgot about that because we were told to ignore it

so we don't knock it off. Yes, the Scott Ransom but the Contessa version. Yeah

Now I thought this was an e-bike when I first got it out of the box, but nope, it's not

It's just the shock is hidden away in here. I really like the paintwork on this

This is matte and it's like, have you seen when people, they like make something and then break it up

and then remake it with all the crumbs. I don't know what to do. For my sake

Yeah, that's what, I don't imagine that's how Scott have produced this

No, that's the effect. And then yeah. It's quite like 90s, that paint job, I reckon

But you're too young to remember. Maybe it's even 80s. But yeah, so this is a Scott Contessa Ransom

which is the same frame as a Scott Ransom, but in a better paint job, arguably

And if you had a whole bike, it would have... Wheels? Women's specific contact points. Yeah

Not women's specific wheels, no. Yeah. Women's specific PSI. We're going to be having a whole bike in as well to look at

but this gives us a chance to look at it on its own

and look inside it and weigh it, that sort of thing. Now, I did ask for some questions, but I haven't checked them

So I've got a question. Wait, let me see if any are appropriate

I'll check. So I've got a question which is appropriate. This is our friendly YouTube stalker

signed himself off as Adrian Wilkinson. He is referring to the Tribit speaker

that was in last week's Fresh Goods, which had an EQ button, which gave you three different modes of sound

And he said, would the EQ button on the Tribit speaker enhance listening to 4'33 by John Cage

Ha ha. I stopped listening through that, but I did hear the doorbell

That was a lot of numbers. Yeah, so 4'33 by John Cage is a modernist piece

I had to look at this on Wikipedia, and then I remembered that I did actually know it

of like three movements of silence, basically. All the instrument players, is that what they're called

Instrument players, musicians, are instructed not to play for three movements. Right, go to the website

and maybe there'll be some product there. Or go to the shop and buy a fold and roll. Okay

Bye. Bye. Isn't it hard when there's no product? 699

We're rolling. 699. Todmorden, 699. Fighting crime, day and night. We need those, you know that..

Oh, the little white, little like... Yeah. Yeah. The police are on the edge of Todmorden this morning

Like, stop them. Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. Stop them

Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. Stop them. I was on the road this morning

like stopping cars as I came into town. There was one, I was like watching people come round the corner

and you'd do a special signal. And then, and that would be the like, the car that has to be pulled in

and then the next police officer would like pull them in. Are we not stopping people leaving? Yeah

You will never leave, Tod. Yeah. Okay. I should go to my next signal, ain't I