My initials are ‘JAB’ but this is either normally taken or too short for most forums. Instead of competing with all the ‘I want to be alphabetically first’ types, I just settle for being alphabetically last on user-lists.

I have a similar problem so, on the rare occasions that my girlfriend comes riding with me, I would take my ss jump bike or maybe the wheelie bike. Even on the wheelie bike (22/18), I have to wait around. Always a good laugh though. She’s not confident with roads at all, but we are right on the Mersey Valley so even though it’s flat, there’s plenty of traffic-free riding. Don’t think she would come out at all if she had to use a road to get to the canal….

I used to play bass in punk bands. Haven’t the time for bands nowadays but I have got an acoustic bass which gets occasional use. Maybe an option for you?

I’m 43. If someone asked me if I was 42 then I’d say, “Near enough.”
If someone asked me if I was 50 then I’d say, “Not for ages.”

So far, time has only been moving in the direction we call forwards and I would consider myself to be closer to 42 than 50.

In a similar situation, I’m sure all of you would too…

Yes travel faster than the speed of light, although I can’t take all the credit for working it out.

Still wouldn’t work. Sorry, couldn’t work.

My answer is correct for the wording of the question.

Have you figured out a way of going back in time?

No. Do I need to?

By my calculations, the mid-point of Xmas to Xmas is 182/183 days away from Xmas.
The 26th December is one day away from Xmas.

I am not a girl. Does this matter?

Yes. Sale Moor to Sale takes about 5 minutes. On the way home, I can mix it up a bit, taking in Carrington, TPT, canal, Sale & Chorlton Water Parks Etc. Couldn’t tell you the mileage but might do an hour on a dry day. Might even throw in a few laps of the Sale pump track if I’m on the DMR…

What about the inability to include the ‘ly’ on the end of adverbs by every single person in the football industry?

“Inbox me” – Inbox is NOT a verb, ****!