Radcliffe & maconie are just getting funnier everyday. Huey Morgan must get a mention as well. Apart from keavney in the morning I can listen to 6 all day and not have to turn it over.
Planet Rock is good but I have to tune out when the spandex hair bands get played.
Radio 2 plays a good selection as well just not as good as 6.

That’s a bit steep.
Shall stick it on here and make a nice donation to the website.

I shall spend Sunday morning cleaning cat poo out of my freshly dug veggie patch. Yes it was netted and rat traps placed inside.
Just thought I would add balance to the whole dog poo thing.
At least responsible dog walkers do bag it.
There is no such thing as a responsible cat owner.

So the badge needs a picture does it? As the person in question doesn’t have one. Would the traffic wardens be clued up on this or are there different kinds?

Ok person in question has very limited English his brother does the talking. To go poking my nose in could be damaging for my business.
Village politics and all that.
He has just been up a ladder and was last seen walking easily carrying 4 wedding suits in each hand.
As I said earlier, its not like he is robbing me of a parking space but other people seem to be impaired and in need more than him.

I used to have to take the reflective stripes of police cars. Its a nightmare. Hot air gun is your best bet.
You may be able to get a Stanley blade behind the letters and slice them off. If you can’t use hot air , use boiling water and work quick.
If its original paint work thinners will be ok to remove the glue that’s left. It will mark any plastic though.

Yesterday in the disabled Bay I saw a car with a disabled sticker in it.
It was a spoof one and said deafened by the funk in small letters underneath it.k
Honestly how low can you get?

I think the thing is that you used to get the items in a time that you thought was impossible.ie ordered at 4 arrives next day at 10. Now its probably going to be 3 days.
They used to be the cheapest and the quickest and I would just order from them. Then everything went out of stock and the stock arriving date got put back and back. After that I gave up on them.
Now I order from the people who give you a packet of sweets as it keeps mrs zip happy.
PS my LBS are mainly roadie so don’t stock the bits I want.

Must have been set off by one of those exploding 29er wheels.

Mr SBrock count me in on The Chameleons but you must check out Live In The Hothouse by The Sound.
They really should have taken U2’s place in history.
The Skids were also so much more than Into The Valley.

Cycle cross tyres.

Just got What MTB and looked at their light review.
They loved the Ay Up . They quote higher output for them over the Diablo but the Diablo picture is brighter.
Am I missing something?
Also are the Ay Ups going to be subject to import taxes? I must be on some kind of black list as I always get stung for every tax going.

Smoking pram pushers

The royals really don’t cost that much. Do you think you would get tourists and all their lovely money coming over to look at president blair’s house?
When we had the Golden Jubilee didn’t you look at the celebrations and feel a bit of pride in this old country?
As for Europe it’s another level of expensive government.
Did you know that all the people from Brussels have to move every so often to Strasbourg to keep the French happy.
Pissing our money up the wall I do believe. It also annoys me that Australians need a visa to come here ,people who share our Queen, language and culture. Someone who doesn’t even know a word of English ,lives in a hut and whose car is a donkey can rock up and be welcomed with open cheque book.
However Europe needs to be strong and unified to combat Chinese and Russian influence.
Europe could be a bloody excellent if the politicians didn’t get involved.
Ps I’m not a total nutter. Honest.

Don’t use anything off the internet. Everyone has heard it. Thank everyone equally (some people can get the arse if someone else is made out to be the star).
Most of all thank your wife for having you.
You may think this is your big day, in reality it belongs to all the female relatives. They NEVER forget.
Don’t get pissed and keep it short.

First dark, night ride last night.
Sweated buckets. Pub stop was luverly.
Everybody send love vibes to the Sun.

There is still plenty of money in the pot that is put aside for paving Surrey’s bridleways. Please help yourself to that money.
Is there a what they waste our taxes on watchdog?

Apart from the ship’s cat can someone please tell me what good a cat does?
Do they eat them anywhere?

I think with a dog it wouldn’t be far from its home and it should have a tag on it so finding the owners should be easy.
A cat could be a long way from it’s house.
The cat I ran over ran off and couldn’t be found.

Can we have more dog pictures please. Long haired dogs running or puppies in a basket. Aaaah.

They are watching and getting organised.
Be scared be very scared.

I put that intruder strip stuff along our wall. Inch high spikes. An hour later next doors cat walked the length of the strip.
This would be the same cat that shit IN MY CAR. As I never drive it much, I left it with all the doors open to air. The cat took full advantage.
Owning a cat is just saying f..k you to all your neighbours. What have cats ever given us? When was the last time a cat rescued anyone from an avalanche or helped a blind person across the road? If a dog likes you he will lick you a cat sticks it’s claws in your leg. Cats hate humans.
I used to think the only good cat is a dead cat. I was wrong they must be useful in vivisection. Make them smoke the ciggys and save a beagle.

Nothing works you just need to make them scared of coming in your Garden.

In our gift shop we sell some kids light up rings which we sell for £1.99. They are from a company called Funtime.
The finger bit of the ring is really stretchy and can fit over a bike seat.
They are bloody bright. Obviously red on rear and clear on front.
If knew how to post pictures I would.

I had the opportunity to live in Oz ,which I dearly love.
Figured that I would spend all my holiday and money visiting UK.
Plus I always felt like I was staying at someone elses house. I was busting to have a good old moan about something but couldn’t as I could have rightly been told,” if you don’t like it f..k off”.
Best things about England – 200 Miles away you can be somewhere completely different, the milk,good trail network,the BBC,the weather..not too hot, not too cold and its my home.

The people I will be working for are paying the City tax in Cleveland Ohio.

There’s only one team that’s going to win this now,that team is England.
We lost.

I work with my wife in our shop. She drives in and I ride.
I do have a nice commute though, 3 miles off road but can be longer.
She sees cars, I see kingfishers,herons,woodpeckers and parakeets.

Shall be sitting on the cliffs at Fairlight near Hastings on Saturday and joining all you lot putting the world in perspective
Best thread yet. Peace.

The Bible is pretty down on men who shave their beards,let alone legs,so ask the nutters how they choose which of gods commands they obey.
I hate intolerant people, string ’em up.

We have a quite expensive Roberts one but it sounds really compressed. Go Bose if you can afford it.

Not a huge fan but live at Reading 86 is top rockin’

I get all god bothering on them or try to sell them double glazing.Hours of fun to be had.

Ok while I am parading around like the village idiot how do you put a bit of another post in yours and how about a picture like the Stop That one.
Yes I do have a hat with a large D on it.

IIRC – Indecent Ice Rink Copulation
HTH -Hairy Tickle Humps
OP-Outside Prodding
IMO-Interesting Mammal Orifice
IMHO- International Monkey Humping Organisation
TYVM-Twisted Yak Vagina Moment

TO be honest I was hoping for something more exciting.

Aren’t all shoes mud coloured?

When the riots were kicking off the cops came to my shop with a rules of engagement leaflet.
We didn’t have to be attacked to defend our shop only needed to feel threatened. Also in the heat of the moment we didn’t need to worry about what was reasonable force.
I took this to mean we could do whatever we liked .I can’t see it can be that different for someone to protect their home.

I have a messenger type bag and I have christened it the Tatchell Satchel.
Reclaim the man bag brothers.

Excellent can we have a what is and what isn’t country argument.
If I had to nominate just one person who is country step forward George Jones.