Just had that on our car. £234 later it’s still running OK and I can’t tell the difference.

I miss plugs, points and carbs. An hour or two fiddling on a Saturday morning and the old girl would be purring away. Then it’s out to the garage to have a crack at the car, :D

Thank heavens for that. Now we can go back to using the English language rather than stupid abbreviations.

Why the need not mention bomb and explosive?

That Kant sounds like a right ****. :-)

Telling the truth when asked is one thing, telling tales just cos you’ve had your nose put out is another thing.

Are we supposed to go round informing on every little (or large) indiscretion we see?

Should I report ever phone using driver I see, Report everyone speeding (better dob myself in cos I break the speed limit every time I ride a motorbike or drive my car.

RLJs look out …..

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I stood my shed on 2 inch treated fence post which I wrapped on 3 sides with a damp proof membrane. These were placed on paving stones on a compressed sand base.

The shed has been dry as a bone for 15 years. I treat it with a coat of wood treatment once a year and keep an eye on the roof felt. Replace it as soon as it becomes damaged.

I gave the roof and floor several coats of preservative before erecting the shed. I give the roof a coat whenever I replace the felt.

I’d opt for an apex roof for the extra headroom. The security shed will be dark if you want to work on the bikes or escape from the family. Radio on, cup of tea and peace, where else would you rather be?

I like double doors, I’ve got them on my shed. I’ve put bars on the windows, but it’s a wooden shed at the end of the day, not Fort Knox. Worth paying for one with proper roof and floors, not the strawboard offerings on many cheaper sheds.

I put another floor in mine (proper floor boards) as I have a motorbike in it as well as the pushbike and didn’t want the side stand punching a hole through the floor.

I think that you should mind your own business. What right do you have to drop such a bombshell on others?

Live your life by you own moral code and leave others to do as theu think fit.

I doubt that anyone involved will thank you for sticking you nose in and you’ll just look like a spiteful knob head.

As Thumper’s mum said, “If you can’t say anything nice……….

I’ve never been a fan of sacking a manager after a few poor results, but for that smug bastard, I’ll make an exception.

Nice to see the mighty ‘orns 5 points above Chelsea.

An Austin 1100. Can’t recall the year, mid 60s I think.

When you’d rather have a nice cup of tea than go for a pint.

The battery in my tablet does not hold a charge for that long now. Should I buy a new tablet or use it plugged into the mains?

Mrs Z loves them. She bought 8 puff pastry ones yesterday and cream to go with them.

I like them, but not too often.

Whatever you do, don’t have a flu jab.

I had one three weeks ago and have been feeling rough ever since. Shortness of breath and a cough like I smoke 60 a day.

Superb. I was worried that the 2nd series may not be as good as the first, but on last night’s show it certainly is.

I use a dark visor on my crash helmet.

I don’t pay for parking if I go to Sainsburys at 07.00.

39 hours, although I usually arrive at 8:30 instead of 9:00. A 4 minute walk to the office.

Always leave at 5 sharp.

I’ve always thought Clive Owen would make a decent Bond.