hohoho, the first word rhymes with hat but starts with a T.

A sounding bar eh? Could prove painful. I’d do some proper research before deciding whether to go through with this or not.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat here.

I was out on the arsehole tranny magnet. Braw day!

I dunno if that’ll work.

Read through the pish after your post and you’ll see what I mean. But you’ll see its not all bad.

Add some motorbikes.

Good effort though. 😉

Tomatoes aren’t really native to your england either are they? What about beans and French toast?

I’ve never had any problems with pedal strikes but I can see where you’re coming from.

I’m serious!! I don’t like SPDs and use my road bike to commute anyways so I use flat pedals. Nice and comfy.

How come you’ve not had any Mountain bike adventures, road bike adventures or life adventures?

I’ve checked yer website sputnik, Zen adventures eh? Do you know my mate The Yak? He’s a zen Buddhist type. He’s looking for mates to go riding with, he can do plenty things faster, longer and harder.

Are you on any prescription medication?

Stanfree prefers biting pillows to riding carpet.

I’m an excellent driver.

MTFU. You’ll be using gears and sticking your pedals to your shoes.
Fud. The Yak would offer you guidance if he wasn’t banned.

Most slow moving hazards have an orange flashing light. Maybe the chaingangs should get special lights on their helmets.

Aye. Fully agree. Just not in a full fry up.
Some chilli and fresh coriander on scrambled eggs is tasty.

Also ditch the sunday firelighters and add a few friends.

Catfood. There is no space for Parmesan in a fry up. Or chilli.
But you’re right about getting your gear from a decent butcher.

Sausage
Bacon
Fried Egg
Black pudding
Beans
Mushrooms
Fried tomato
Hash Brown
Tattie scone
Fried Bread
Toast

OPTIONAL
Haggis
Lorne Sausage
Roll
Brown sauce
Ketchup (if you’re a **** heathen)

I use DMR V8s on my road bike. They’re pretty good.

A raw tomato? Dinnae be daft. It was fried, just not enough to caramelise 😉

Not forgetting many roadbike club’s chaingangs. A hazard to any other road user.

I had camel and horse last night. Camel was chewy but pretty tasty.

It was more the smell over the taste that put me off.

You liked it eh? I tried it in a sort of sausage, it was OK but I wouldn’t have it again.

It has a really strong flavour and quite a pungent smell quite unique to whale.

Aye, well spotted. Could chuck in a blackheart lorne too.

Dunno about a full english, but here’s a full Scottish.
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Maybe on a motorbike, but not on a pushbike. The Yak got a new roadbike that he wanted to show everyone but he got banned again.

A drop barred 29er sounds like hell on earth. WTF would I want that? Crossbikes are for Goys.

The Yak is still very disappointed by this forum. He was banned for being nice to people and using my laptop to sign on. I’ll try and get him to sign in again and join in here. He’s got quite an opinion on all this roadie pish.

I am NOT on the “other bus.” It’s The Yak thats the roadie bastard.

A mate of mine had a shot of one at Laggan and said it was just like riding a normal rigid bike, so no, I wouldn’t have one.

Why did the frenchman only use one egg in him omelette?

Because one eggs an oeuf…

Good stuff. I fancy doing a LEJOG on my C90 once I’ve finished fixing it up. A couple of guys done it in under 24 hours before!

Cheers all. Aye, we had great weather for the trip.

Knob, a GS would be fine as a first bike. They are pretty good at handling when loaded up and can carry lots of stuff. They are pretty heavy though, but you can fit engine bars if you’re worried about dropping it.

Spoon – Very nice bike you have there. But here’s another example of cycling rip offs.

Push bike bars
http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=63501&gclid=CK2I17GOzbUCFYbHtAodGi8AOQ

motorbike bars
http://www.intobikes.co.uk/products/001828/Renthal-Road-Bike-Ultra-Low-Unbraced-Handlebar?src=fro&highlight=50857

Ben, you’re having a laugh about the welding on a Ducati right? You know your stuff but I think you’re way off there mate. I’ve was looking at a push bike frame that cost £450 the other day which has piss poor welding. Lots of undercut bits and other inconsistent looking welds.