Hmmm, good question….
Sykeside is fantastic we’ve stayed there a couple of times. Only downsides are: there’s tumble dryers but no actual drying room for soggy boots and you’ll have to lock your bikes up outside the bunkhouse or on your car like we do.
This stuff works a treat and it’s cheaper than Muc-off http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300951048994