Find out if it's a common fault.

Mazda had a recall on their intercoolers for their 6's.

And if that doesn't work.

Kill their dog.

If you neighbours are Chinese, it could well be that they aren't aware of the level of noise the kids is making, daft I know.

Most of the Far East is, except in Japan where they are very aware of the noise they make, quite tolerant of noises, particularly from children.

My neighbours would regularly scream to each other from house to house at 6am and then around 6:45 the local head man would come on the village tannoy system and talk drivel for 25 minutes before playing crap adverts for local companies full blast.

My advice is to go knock on the door and ask them if they can possibly keep the noise of the screaming kid down.

Load of toss.

Some of our most challenged kids managed to get 8 GCSE's this year due to BTEC's etc.

Our brightest student left with somewhere in the region of 16 or 18.

What exactly is the point in that?

Is your wife a footballer, rock-god, celebrity nobody, royalty or able to afford that really expensive lawyer that the previous use to get off from their driving bans.

If not, she's stuffed.

It's STW though, she can come on here for good advice on a commuter bike.

Get some of that stuff from the pharmacy – hydrogen peroxide and something else, works for me for my annual ear clean

post phone number, google number does it appear anywhere else.

check his name on facebook etc – presume you know it and the area you/he lives in.

use phone book and subscribe to 192.com to get electoral roll

Asda Binatone X400 or whatever they have on justnow for 45 quid
One 4GB SD card – 8 quid
5 pound donation to the pc tailor to get access to the latest tom-tom software

I had Greentyres way back in 1993/1994 and they were…………..crap.

simple as that, if your friend likes oval wheels, then they are great.

Preparing to be shot down: Merc A Class – they look tiny, but the rear seats come out and they have heaps of room.

I would drop a hammer on the screen and pay the 75 rather than a shoddy repair

just answer the door stark bollock naked

That is how I used to get rid of the bible nutters in Korea.

They used to come around and bray on the door and ring the doorbell over and over if they heard me at home.

Open the door with the tackle swinging though and they never came back.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7958202/Surge-in-Britons-exported-for-trial.html

What year?

I looked into this and found it around the 45 quid mark for an '04 enduro.

if you have their email address the sleuths here could track them down in minutes. Bit harder with only the van descriptions, but will keep an eye out.

i do that everytime i join her in the shower

Do you have whose leg is hairier competitions?

Where are you located?

Get on mkiv.net or a local dub enthusiast website and find somebody who has Vag-Com who can then check why the light is on and turn it off if necessary or give you a printout to say what it is.

Alternatively, pull the dash out and disconnect the LED

So, dead then!?

I'm not a witch doctor, so there is no point in trying to revive a dead person.

Might as well take the bike.

The tempation to tea-bag a stranger would be too great, so I would have to either restrain myself and wake them up or run away.

Neither.

turn it into a bike workshop with in built toilet and sink and buy a decent hose pipe with sprinker facility and a paddling pool for bathing

Mine wants 28 quid a check-up

What is the max an NHS dentist can charge?

For me the DX lights were the sensible option.

Never been much for night riding and needed something cheap, that would do the job.

The on-one lights looked ok, but with so many people using the DX lights and 25 quid cheaper, might as well try it.

If I like it and I'm flush in the future I may well buy some fancy 300 quid ones, but I doubt it.

i dunt got y peeple leet ther kidz were helmetts nut clozed. wot iz da pount of it?

I've told you before. Money laundering, to be truly effective, takes place where there is no product, just a service. Hence my belief that all tanning salons are fronts for money laundering.

Phone 'unlocking' shops make good fronts.

You can set it so you are unsearchable as well

Sorry Shorty I cannot come close to the Chinese for prices

You need to get yourself down the job centre and hire all the dole bludgers to work for hotdogs in a factory somewhere in middle england producing your lights, then you can start to get close.

Here we go again Quirrel. I do admire your deadliness Its just like the fork chap on Friday all over again.

Better than reading the current specs for BTEC horticulture and horse care.

He's a bit harder to find info on, going to have to dig harder.

Sunday night pitch forks people – get them out.

deanopage@hotmail.com

Dean Page.

Located in Brighton from his Retrobike forum post

There are three D Pages listed on 192.com

He's on Facebook but details are hidden.

How did you pay as well?

post his email address, that's the first step.

They make money from me buy consumables, then swearing never to go back because they are either rude, can't be arsed to look up from the computer to serve me, give me crap advice and/or a mixture of the previous.

Thought trout was cheaper than that.

avdave 2 – how did the mudguard work out?

so does naming and shaming actually work or does it just serve to give ( a tiny bit of) consolation to the victim?

Name and shame, then let the internet sleuths here track down all their details.

Worked on Friday night for one member who had bought forks – we had the guys place of work, mother etc all tracked down and in sight. Pitchforks were sharpened, torches lit, then he came online and said he would sort it out.

Never heard anymore about it so presume ok.

For that money use the small claims court.

The misses likes a bit of aloe vera though so thats what we get.

She must be hard as nails if she wipes with that leaf.

Hey me because my wife's had twin boys and am totally skint and in need of some bulk inner tubes desperately

Surely condoms would be better?

I've seen the rat look on cars sealed with engine oil. – just found this one in my emails

• No paintwork to polish, 100% genuine rust finish (Sealed with old engine oil for environmentally friendliness)

Still not received one from them yet.