Chubby – how chubby are you?

Is it a tight fit or a TIGHT fit?

I got their long sleeved jersey and it was almost painted on.

Keep an eye on your washing machine.

She’s lying on the sofa. I’m 99% sure she’s not a robot, but I will watch out for any software glitches.

“I” “just” “read” “what” “YOU” “wrote” and “did’t” “understand” “IT”!

He might well not want to sell it to you because it went so cheap. Check the Polish equivalent of STW and see if he has started a thread there about not selling it because he didn’t get what he wanted.

In all honesty, it sounds like what you want is someone else’s castoffs. Last year’s model languishing in someone’s drawer post-upgrade is probably exactly what you’re looking for.

AKA buying the missus a new phone.

She’s been whittering on about a Blackberry for months now, so she can…..well whatever it is she plans on doing with it that her current phone doesn’t do.

Up to Newcastle for a night out.

I was really hoping that someone else would have done the searching recently on tariffs etc.

I might do my usual and buy a handset sim-free or from carphone warehouse on payg

Baggies, and bibs for me.

Have gloves from last year, but can only find one now I am home.

My baggies from earlier this year are still going strong.

Cheers for that.

It bugs me that I need to buy 30 quids worth of oil to fit a 20 quid seal set.

I got some WeThePeople knee pads from CRC for 15 quid two weeks ago and veggie pads for elbows for 15 quid.

Took a bit of getting used to, but I quite like the feeling now.

A Korean Big Mac.

I always found it odd when going out on men's nights out with my co-workers in Korea to chomp down on dog ribs whilst drinking soju.

Never really enjoyed it. Just tasted of a strong meat with a chewy texture.

Yes.

Right then Elf. Next time I'll crack out the A to Z.

When I needed one for my Orbit XL 2 it was 2 minutes google away and 1.50 to buy it.

contact them they will send you a seal.

Or buy one for 1.50 from another website

Tried piggy backing them together in various forms and it failed.

Found this on Fleabay though http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300459640989&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

After a bit of reading up, it should do the job. I can plug it into the router and leave it running without any fannying on. 25 quid it is the best of the budget options and RRP is around 40 odd so I feel as if I've won just now.

Sad to see my Hitatchi put to rest, it worked hard.

Alpen ones are chewier as well, lovely.

I think a blind taste test is now needed.

You can buy dehydraters fairly cheaply as well.

They are nice.

But if I could have a packet of raisins made up of raisins found in cereal it would be the perfect packet of raisins

School has just bought 30 of them.

Bloody RE department.

I can't imagine Jesus is going to be carrying an IPAD when he comes back

No need to roll them in it.

Setup so that they are above the the dessicant, if you have an old steam cooker around that will work (don't turn it on though)

Also using a fan can improve drying times a lot.

Where is the option for whatever was cheapest at the time?

Get some Epsom salts and microwave them hard.

Use that as a desicant in a box to dry your mushrooms off.

Or if you can't be arsed to do that, use cat litter instead.

First week back at school. Nobody died, I'm still alive and I never really got annoyed with any students.

15 hours though with parents visiting yesterday was a bit much, but just made things go bang and made babies cry, so was not a bad evening really.

I was working as a science teacher in rural(ish) Thailand. Riding fast bikes, drinking too much and having a great time with a great bunch of friends.

Don't worry about it.

Spittal is not bad.

Heaton Park side of Heaton is nice as well.

Walkergate is ok.

Wallsend is ok up by the coast road, but not so nice by the Metro.

I used Brentacre last year, they couldn't touch admiral this year though.

See that thing sticking out of my arse? That's an insurances mans shaft. They love putting it up there.

If you are minted go to Darras Hall, spent years living there, bizarre place to live and grow up.

Just left my folks flat in Wylam. Nice enough place to live, but a bit odd, it was the old manor, which attracts some irritating retiries.

Wylam is handy for routes and train to newcastle.

Have friends in North Shields, they like it out there.

However, if I could, I would move back to Heaton. I know it's student abound, but I always liked the Heaton vibe and was comfortable there.

Stopping over in Fawdon/Kenton just now at a mates place which was empty. It's quiet enough other than my wannabe gangster builder neighbour who sings karaoke on a Friday night. Will be having a chat next Fri if it happens again.

Didn't really like it compared to wet lube.

If I was to use a wax again, I'll just buy a motorbike specific product. Cheaper and just as good.

I have some Thor something or others in XXL from CRC.

They fit my hands ok, no padding though.

I used a G clamp and needle nose pliers to wind mine back in.

Volvo S40 T4

A mate just picked up an immaculate 2000 model for around a grand.

I borrowed it yesterday whilst my car was being worked on.

Quick, safe, and sensible

I lost four years no claims because I didn't insure a car afterwards and was working away.

Now I get shafted on insurance like a 17 year old again because I have no insurance history.

Beautiful place though. The food is absolutely outstanding and Lebanese Christian women may very well be the most beautiful people on the planet.

Chinses-Malaysians – especially in Penang for me.

So if I get it right you keep your bikes indoor and when he visits you he's annoyed at where you keep them and offered to buy you some outside bike storage?

Pretty much.

quirrel …you're wrong!

Bugger.

Going to have to take mine apart again and take off that unwanted spacer on the drive side that appears to be doing nothing adverse.

I have to agree with thebunk – Its his house and he IS offering to buy you storage!!

It's not his house.

It's the place I just moved into.

STW jump to conclusions crew in the house, not my house, or my father's house, maybe their houses though