Yesteday morning, having just started to deposit my load in the single cubicle staff toilet. THe door burst open and the little troll fella we have as a technician burst in and shouted, my name, followed by the boss is on the phone.
I said I was having my morning crap, and would call her back, no he said it’s important.
I had to squeeze, pinch and wipe. Ruined my start to the day.
It also reset my poo clock, so I didn’t need to go again until I was part way through a lesson.