^ Mine will say Made in Bangkok or Made in Chaing Mai depending on which route I go.

Cheers folks, good see it ending up in an argument.

The bamboo bike makers have been in contact a few times, my uber-nichness is calling strongly on that, but it would be a good bit more expensive than steel.

Any recommendations on types of bamboo to use?

z:ero DAC headphones – very nice they are

You’re such a wordsmith teasing us like that with your subtle innuendo.

Thank you, however if you stick it in, and pull out to find what appears to be a sea anemone clinging to the end of your willy, it is kind of freaky. Makes the imagination go wild, and next thing you know, you are imganing sponge bob characters are in there.

If it is just a pinkish tinge, then that is fine, other than when you forget., roll over on the bed sheets and make an modern version of the Shroud of Turin

Are we talking blood clots on the end of your pecker or just a pink tinge?

Collumbus or Bamboo it is then

Chorlton – I hate that stuff – spent several hours putting together two sets of it – horrible hateful stuff

Little one is pretty chuffed though.

^ Have you done any work with Bamboo yet?

My initial inquiries have resulted in being able to have rack mounts fitted, disc brakes, and I would look cool/nobbish/weird

He does forks, checked today – got to budget the build out.

However

I could go true niche

The other option is up north, – a custom bamboo frame

He builds all sorts – road, mountain, weird scaffold framed folding bikes.

Basically I want a disc equipped drop bar bike that goes off road, takes a rack, and can tow by tag a long, but can just be taken out for my weekend riding as well.

Current bike is ok, but is too short a chain stay to take a rack with my big feet, and it isn’t quite right – for the cost of custom here, I may as well get one made.

^ just post a picture of you doing something random. Will get about the same result

Sanookville Cambodia

Corner shop near me was always busy, a good 300m to nearest tesco express.

However Omar’s sideline was getting families into the UK. I understand thathe made excellent money in this sideline, and a small shop was the ideal venture to ensure it was all above board

Something I have looked at before, and acheived for a period of time – Stopped boozing for 2 and a bit years, I became a hermit,

I find I can go for weeks without drinking now, sometimes months, and then I find myself buying too many beers or a bottle of whisky

I want to stop completely. I know it is the right option for me.

Good luck to your mrs.

Snakes are a general nuisance for me.

Came back late from a ride with the family a few months ago. Went back out in the car to pick up some milk, and as I was about to pull out onto the entrance to the driveway – I thought – What tosser has put a branch across the driveway.

The branch started to slowly ,move, hopped out of the car, security guard came to see why I had stopped, jokingly told him to move the snake, he got all shy and said he couldn’t.

It was very fat, and moving very slowly – reticulated or burmese, from the length ¬3m and markings, ,most likely reticulated.

Had one in the garden of a house a few years back that took 5 snake rescue workers to man handle it into a bag.

Regularly have golden tree snakes and keke (sp) needing removal from the grounds. A very nice whip snake was around the car the other day, and regularly have small bamboo vipers, or pit vipers around.

Mum and Dad came to see us for Christmas, first time they have ever come overseas to see us. Mrs Q adores them, and they got to meet my MIL who is pretty unwell with leaukemia.

A nice two weeks with them, a few moments of stress, but overall well worth the effort. MIL is happy she got to meet them, MrsQ is over the moon having spent time with them again, and they are over the moon to have met MIL, spent time with Little Q and MrsQ.

A fairly positive MIL/Parents story for Christmas.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3280245/Meet-South-Korea-s-binge-eating-TV-stars-Thousands-mukbang-viewers-tune-watch-young-women-eat-food-feed-family-one-sitting.html

Find reliable people to be a stash house – older stable people, and single mums works well.

Own a few cheap cars, keep them in different locations, that way you can in theory move around the city without the same plates being flagged all the time.

“Get on your knees and blow, George” ordered Bungle,

Zippy moved seductively towards George, got down on his knees and blew away – whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (making wind noises)

Try working in South Korea – there were days where I had to simply leave the canteen.

Not keen on that space station toilet.

Do you think the male space station people **** into that yellow hose in the video?

Can I sit on the toilet to have a morning poo on the space station?

Gravel Kings – fast grippy and the name is cool

Vittoria CX XN Pro will try to kill you, very fast on road and hardpack, give them some damp and they get exciting.

Aaah bugger

Thought this was a thread about performance enhancing dogs.

A few years back, I had a tantrum similar to a 3 year old in Primark, on either boxing day or the day after, when Mrs Q decided to return an item. I didn’t inquire with her initially as to what the item was, I just stood there with her, and stood there, and stood there, and stood there, and stood there, and stood there, and stood there and, you get the idea, at some point, a good 30 minutes or maybe 3 minutes into the torture, I asked what we were returning, a 3 quid top, 3 quid!!!!!!, she wanted to take it back, money was tighter then, but my sanity was worth 3 quid, would she back down, no. I lost it, just a little, but enough to get people looking at me, and for Mrs Q to start raising her voice at me. I had to skuttle off and hide outside.

If they chain is on your side of the fence you could charge the owner rent.

Clamp the chain.

‘I don’t really have anything to say

A strange phenomenon indeed.

Mrs Q telling me something about the houses in the village and which ones were rented out over Christmas. I didn’t respond, she got all stroppy about why I wasn’t interested – It’s me that signs off which ones can be rented out, I am sure she knows what my job is.

<rsQ is telling me an anecdote about something or other relating to the upcoming holidays, I don’t really have anything to say to this, it doesn’t feel that it requires a response other than a grunt of some sort acknowledging that I have listened – oh no, a strop again, because I haven’t engaged in the dialogue.

Mrs Q is asking me a question, I’m 99.999999999% sure it is rhetorical, I am sure it is, everything about this questions says rhetorical, I’m going to risk it and not answer anything. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it was meant to have some sort of response. here we go again.

Was expecting a thread about bare knuckle boxing in France.

I would give the job to someone else after putting a couple of million in my bank account, buying a small island with a teleporter on it to get me home to see mum every so often.

I got three murdered prostitutes, 4 spades, 4 29″ XL FS Specialized Cambers Pro Elites, 4xtwo wheeled trailers, a weeks worth of chocolate hobnobs, four tens, 10kg of lye, a full sized canadian 6foot tree cutting chainsaw, 3 members of my bike group, my wife, her 8 inlaws, not including the FIL, our 2 year old daughter, her car seat, her dolly collection, four st. bernards, 3 great danes, four Danish people from the national wrestling team, 8 bags of cement, and a tea cup in a 1991 Fiat Uno

Doesn’t MBR stand for Mikesinyard Bum Rimmers?

Oh, it must have been the other type of edging then.

Cornflakes and cold milk
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Am definitely edging more and more towards a 6 Fattie or something similar.

I assume you are using edging in the context of moving closer slowly, rather than stopping yourself ejaculating to increase the pleasure.

We had to point out to old neigbour in Sheffield that having a bathroom that faced onto the terraced steet and applying hemorrhoid cream was not a good idea – and that two other neigbours had mentioned it to us before we noticed, but were to embarrassed to say to him.

There is a new build up here that I ride past regularly, which is the typical concrete block guest houses we have around here, but this one has a bathroom off the side, looking at the busy main road, with the toilet on the corner. Not unusual you might think but the whole bathroom is three very large looking sheets of glass with no curtains.

Weird

I live at the top of our staff village, in the bosses house, I parade around naked all the time, nobody has complained so far, although I don’t often see people peering at me through their windows.

I’d need my special peeping tom binoculars to answer that. Unless you meant me that is.

If you can’t tell he is flacid or not from a distance, how can you see the cock?

From that distance a naked person is simply going to look like a sausage with legs wandering around in the window.

Voodoo are making a comeback in the US.
halfords ones are still a bit naff

flaccid or not?